It’s sad that I have to start out my column this month by warning those of you who are easily offended or so politically correct minded that this article may upset you. If you are either of those types just do us all a favor and stop reading now. For the rest of you, carry on!

This month I have been doing a lot of self-reflecting about some of the different “types” of women I have dated over the years and I thought it would be fun to illustrate a few examples. Please keep in mind I have dated and been in relationships with well-adjusted women who don’t fall into any of the categories that I have created. But let’s face it, writing about those women would just be plain boring to read. Also keep in mind I am not singling out women just to single them out. The fact of the matter is that I am not homosexualJulio & Willie H and my dating experiences come from women, plain and simple. So ladies, I am sure you have some “types” of guys that you and your girlfriends have labeled as well and I would love to hear about them and include them in my next column if you email me at the moderndater@gmail.com.

Ok, now let’s get to the good stuff. Here are a few “types” of women that I have dated. Remember some women may possess a bit of each one of these but I am going to break them down by naming them individually.

Ms. Damaged Goods: This poor soul has been wrecked by life and relationships and she has no idea where to begin picking up the pieces. By nature she is sweet to a fault and that is a huge component to why she is so damaged. Personally I am touched by these women because my heart wants them to feel healed and ready for life but in my experience it is too hard to help them without it affecting my life in an adverse way.

The Daughter: Ok, now don’t be a perv, this is not an incestuous situation. Let me explain. Many men, including myself, like to date women our junior for many reasons. I’ll save that explanation as to why for an entirely different article. I have always said I feel like I raised three or four different women because it is natural for me to share my life experiences with them when I see them making obviously poor choices that I have already gone through in hopes that I can spare them some aggravation from making the same mistakes. Needless to say this is never good in the long run because the roles turn into more of a Father — Daughter relationship than an equal partnership. It’s fun in the beginning though!

The Mother: God bless this woman. Every man loves a caretaker and the mothering type does a great job. She is there for support, advice, stability and just great for an overall soft place to land. The only problem is I’m not physically attracted to you, but I do like the comfort so I have to be careful dating this type when I see it working toward that role.

The Man Hater: Guys, you know this woman. This lady has to have a man in her life yet she hates every one of us and she isn’t afraid to vocalize it. I think the Man Hater started out as Ms. Damaged Goods and just never put it together.

The Man Eater: I find this woman all the time, probably because she’s a challenge. This woman has it together and knows she can play men like a fiddle. She is smart, sexy, and secure in herself and puts out a “I don’t need you” energy and she usually gets whatever she wants when she wants it no matter what she has to do to make it happen.

The Stalker: What can I say about the Stalker that you don’t already know? Just because you eliminated her from your life doesn’t mean she’s gone, in fact, she’s everywhere. She combs through your social media to try and stay up on who you associate with and what you’re doing, she tries to remain in contact with your friends, she makes sure to pop in on you via text, phone and email even though you’ve made it clear you don’t want further contact. This can actually be a very scary thing to deal with.

The Groupie: The ladies are actually very sweet. I don’t care if you’re in show biz or not we’ve all had a groupie. This girl adores you and you can do no wrong and is similar to “Couch Girl” who I’ve written about in the past. She is just a fan of you and she will do just about anything you ask. Don’t mistake her for the Stalker because she actually has your best interest in mind. Be good to her.

The Man Molder: This woman is not dating to find you; she’s dating to find someone who fits an idea in her mind. I have been seeing quite a few of these women as of late for some reason. Whatever notion of where she should be in her life is what she is after. She may be ready to be married or have kids or just have a man to have a man. Forget getting to know each other, whatever is in her mind is what she will want you to be regardless of who you are or what you want. This woman scares the bejeezus out of me.

I could keep this going forever but my column is only allowed to be so long so I have to stop here. I do want to hear about the types of people you date, man or woman, just email me! Lastly don’t forget about my new Modern Dater Club where viable Colorado daters meet up to go on fun excursions together that are prearranged and hosted by me. The first outing will start with a happy hour and then a limo ride to a cooking school where singles pair off and rotate while we assemble a feast that we will all partake in at the end. Super excited to introduce “Circle Cooking” to you and if you would like more info on how you can be a part of this exclusive club just email me or hit me up on www. the moderndater.com. See you there!

Your pal, Sheik

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