by Regan Bervar | Apr 12, 2021 | Uncategorized
- “From the greatest of horrors irony is seldom absent.” P. Lovecraft
by Luke Schmaltz
Irony’s flag flies at full mast at the Suncor Energy refinery in Commerce City, Colo. The industrial behemoth is located just north of Denver’s city center and just east of the confluence of I-70 and I-270. The company bears a name that conjures images of an eco-friendly solar energy entity — perhaps working to reduce carbon emissions by developing sustainable alternatives to fossil-based energy sources.

Suncor’s warm glow has a net worth of over $28 billion.
However, Suncor Energy has amassed a collection of over 100 violations for exceeding toxic emission levels — just in the last five years. Across the 230-acre complex, a toxic cocktail of gasses is continuously released not only from smokestacks, but from gas flares, storage tanks and pressure release devices. These include hydrogen cyanide, sulfur dioxide, benzene, carbon monoxide, nitrogen oxides, and particulate matter — among other delights. Recently, the Colorado Department of Public Health and Environment (CDPHE) reached a “historic” $9 million settlement for emissions violations. When released into the atmosphere, these pollutants trap the sun’s heat, causing the greenhouse effect. At least, from this angle, the company’s name is accurate — if only ironically.
An Unmistakable Aroma
If you have lived in Denver for any length of time, you know how it goes: One warm sunny afternoon you’re cruising east on I-70 toward Central Park, and a nauseating waft of gag-inducing smog rushes through your car windows like puke breath from a giant invisible dog. Buckle up for more irony, because even though the stench is making you gasp, there’s at least a 30% chance that the fuel in the car you are driving was refined in this industrial pariah you so revile. Also, if you happen to be heading to the airport to catch a flight, your interdependence deepens as Suncor refines much of the jet fuel used at DIA. But wait, there’s more: chances are good that the asphalt you are driving on was produced at this site as well. More truth in advertising — at least for airline travelers — as the fossil fuels refined

The fuel you use to drive past Suncor may have been refined in the same location.
by Suncor are literally used to take you closer to the sun.
As far as polluters go, Suncor is one of the top producers of carbon emissions with a track record of frequent malfunctions including a recent incident when an “operational upset” released a plume of yellowish debris into the air which wafted across the area and landed on outdoor surfaces throughout the district. According to an article by The Denver Post, the 89-year-old facility releases 866,100 tons of fumes per year. This has earned the surrounding communities of Globeville and Elyria-Swansea the title of “The Most Polluted Zip Code in the Nation” (80216) — according to a 2018 survey conducted by ATTOM Data Solutions.
Follow The Money
Accolades notwithstanding, Suncor’s net worth, or that of its Canadian parent company is recorded by Macrotrends.net to be at an estimated $28.18 billion.It pays $14 million (average) in annual taxes paid to Commerce City and Adams County but gets $2.3 million in tax credits the refinery receives for operating in an “enterprise zone.” The Oxford dictionary defines this as “An impoverished area in which incentives such as tax concessions are offered to encourage business investment and provide jobs for the residents.” While the title is ambiguous, the definition is spot-on. The districts surrounding the Suncor facility are some of the lowest-income areas in the region. Residents are almost universally opposed to the refinery, attributing decades of health issues to the constant presence of toxic fumes.
According to a March 2020 article by CBS4, $4 million of that settlement is allotted for penalties and community projects while $5 million is “… for Suncor to hire a third-party company to investigate why its facility continues to have problems and implement recommendations from that investigation.” So, essentially, they have to pay a fine that they reap the rewards from. They are, essentially, being forced to give concessions

Unless Denverites quit driving and flying, Suncor will not be departing anytime soon.
to the community and to fix their own problem using the money they are being “fined” for.
Old Habits Die Hard
While some are calling for the refinery to be shut down, the measure carries another hidden, ironic caveat. Were that to happen, the pipeline through which the crude oil is transported to Colorado from Alberta, Canada, would have to be replaced by diesel engines from large semi-trucks so that DIA could continue to operate. This, in turn, would create possibly even more carbon emissions than the refinery is currently generating. So, unless Denverites plan to curtail the need for air travel, gasoline and asphalt, it looks as though it’s going to be business as usual.
by Valley Gadfly | Oct 24, 2018 | Uncategorized, Valley Gadfly
Turkeys, table-spreads and being together, it’s got to be November. A month to celebrate happiness and homes to protect us from what is often indeterminate weather. Valley families can expect kind-hearted kin coming over for the yearly Thanksgiving dinner. Surely we’ll all have fun but likely none of us will get any thinner!
Food is better in November than any other time of the year. The smell of food is very different. It smells like cinnamon and can pull us out of bed early each morning.
Here are our wishbone choices for shopping, dining and entertainment to fill the month with bright-bold days of books, friends and fireplaces that never grow cold:
3 Begin November seeing The Humans, an uproarious-hopeful play that takes place over a family dinner on Thanksgiving. It’s at the Curious Theatre on Acoma St. Nov. 3-Dec. 22. Information: 303-623-0524.
3 Attend Food Bank of the Rockies Serving Up Hope Luncheon at the Denver Mart, Nov. 6, 11:30-1:30 p.m. Information: 303-371-9250.
3 Buy unique quality merchandise at Junior League’s Mile High Holiday Mart in the Gates Field House, Nov. 9-11. Information: 303-692-0270.
3 Support Porter Hospital by attending their yearly Heart of Hearts Gala at Wings Over the Rockies Nov. 14, 5:30 p.m. Information: 303-715-7627.
3 Surprise, astonish and amaze family, friends and neighbors with new upholstery, drapery, cushions and pillows for the holidays. Purchase from Boris’s Upholstery on S. Parker Rd. Information: 303-751-2921.
3 Enjoy Classic Roast Turkey with stuffing, gravy and all the trimmings at the Monaco Inn Restaurant, noon-6 p.m. Or choose from a half-dozen other choices including New York Steak. Information: 303-320-1104.
3 Plan to see Dior: Paris to the World, art by the fashion icon at the Denver Art Museum Nov. 19-March 3. Information: 720-913-0130.
3 Run your yams off at this year’s Mile High United Way Turkey Trot in Wash Park Nov. 23, 10 a.m. Information: 303-433-8383.
3 Plan to attend this year’s L’ Esprit de Noel two-day walking tour of five magnificent homes in the Belcaro-Bonnie Brae neighborhood, Nov. 16-17, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Decorated for the holidays by accomplished metro florists and table designers, proceeds go to support Central City Opera’s Summer Festival, Artist Training Program and the historic Opera House and 27 other Central City properties. Information: 303-292-6500.
We seldom think of November in terms of beauty or any other especially satisfying tribute. November is simply that interval between colorful fall and dark December. Nevertheless, nearly every year, there come a few November days of clear, crisp weather that makes one wonder why November seldom gets its due.
Chilled enough to have a slight tang, like properly aged cider. Not air that caresses, nor yet air that nips. It makes you gulp for air when walking briskly.
As winter flaps her wings we offer up a plateful of humor to make you thankful you have a funny bone instead of a wishbone on Turkey Day: What did the turkey say to the computer? “Google, google, google.” What is a turkey’s favorite dessert? Peach gobbler. Have a cozy-bright month with savor-sweet dishes. Happy Thanksgiving!
— Glen Richardson
The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.
by Mark Smiley | Oct 2, 2018 | Featured Stories & Advertisers, Uncategorized

by Mark Smiley | Oct 2, 2018 | Featured Stories & Advertisers, Uncategorized

by Mark Smiley | Mar 1, 2018 | Uncategorized
Are you Irish, me lads and me lassies? Well, the saying goes everyone is a little Irish on St. Patrick’s Day (March 17). More than 34 million Americans are of Irish descent. That’s almost nine times the population of Ireland! The Spring Vernal Equinox brings days and nights in equal proportions just three days following St. Paddy’s Day.
From the West’s biggest Irish parade to shamrock and leprechaun symbols, the Valley becomes the Emerald Isle for a weekend celebrating Irish custom and traditions.
Here are our fairytale and folklore choices for shopping, dining and entertainment to keep you marching toward spring without soothsayers or winter holding you back:
3 Following a week of events beginning March 1, the highly anticipated Kirkland Museum of Fine & Decorative Art’s new building in the Golden Triangle opens to the public March 10. Information: 303-832-8576.
3 Catch Amy Dickinson’s speech at Florence Crittenton’s 125th dinner in the Hilton City Center March 8, 5:30 p.m. Information: 720-423-8913.
3 Treat the kids to the Denver Children’s Theatre fairytale production of Sleeping Beauty March 8-May 4 at the JCC. Information: 303-316-6360.
3 If you missed the DYAO Spectacular at Gates the Young Artist Orchestras play again at Boettcher March 12, 2:30 p.m. Information: 303-871-7720
3 Make fitness fun this year at Glendale’s JCC Fitness-Wellness Center newly outfitted with an array of equipment, a small group-training studio, plus renovated locker rooms. Open to everyone. Information: 303-316-6300.
3 Lamb historically is the Easter-Spring meat of choice. Enjoy the classic fresh flavor of spring lamb slowly roasted outside on rotisseries at the Monaco Inn Restaurant April 1, 12-8 p.m. Information: 303-320-1104.
3 Vote for best dish at Great Chefs of the West EXDO Center event March 15, 6 p.m. benefiting the Kidney Foundation. Information: 720-748-9991.
3 Journey to the Hyatt Regency Convention Center for Junior League of Denver’s fundraiser on March 23, 6 p.m. Information: 303-692-0270.
3 Hoop it up for March Madness at National Jewish Health’s Hoops & Hoopla March 31, 3:30-9:30 p.m. Watch both games of the Men’s College Basketball Semifinals in Glendale’s Infinity Park Event Center with wrap-around screens. Attendees enjoy a gourmet buffet, open bar, silent auction plus Basketball Pop-A-Shot and casino-arcade games. A benefit for the Morgride Academy for chronically ill kids. Information: 303-728-6576.
As March Madness teams bid and fans bet on who will play in NCAA’s Big Dance basketball playoffs consider that March 14 is National Pi Day. Pi is a mathematical concept and a number that never ends. Albert Einstein was born March 14, 1879. Perhaps the sequence created Pi Day or maybe it was the bounce of a basketball.
Nearly every day in March warms to over 40 °F. Moreover, the Valley averages three days during the month when the thermometer reaches into the 70s, or higher.
Indoors or out, no one relaxes in March due to wind and taxes. But St. Patrick’s Day is about looking forward to better days. Even if you remember to wear green on March 17, you’ll still get a “pinch” of humor from this Irish thought: What do you get when you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy: A rash of St. Paddy’s Day good luck!
— Glen Richardson
The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.
by Mark Smiley | Jun 23, 2017 | Featured Stories & Advertisers, Uncategorized
