June Bug’s Do Wah Diddy Dance

June Bug’s Do Wah Diddy Dance

“What is so rare as a day in June?” asked Russell Lowell. “Then if ever come perfect days,” he proclaimed. To be sure we still have the coronavirus or June Bug jitters. But this is the perfect month to start living, to start reaching into the soul of every single moment and find the magic contained in it. Vulnerable yet invincible!

June is opening to jitterbug’s downbeat, but the upbeat second step is set to swing: Do wah diddy diddy dum diddy do, corona, corona stay-away-from me and you!

Here are our bold choices for shopping, dining and entertainment to help you begin the devilishly divine dance steps to take you back to the Distancing future.

3          Register and participate in the country’s second largest ovarian cancer run-walk gone virtual. Race through the neighborhood, a park or on your treadmill to raise funds for Jodi’s Race Virtual Dash, June 1-30. Information: 720-971-9436.

3          Enjoy a cornucopia of arts and crafts plus food at the Denver Urban Market at Skyline Park June 6, 13-14 and 18, 11 a.m.-7 p.m. Information: 720-272-7467.

3          Listen to the virtual talk by eating disorder expert Dr. Susan McClanahan hosted by the Lowry Speaker Series June 16, 7 p.m. Information: lowryfoundation.org.

3          Grab a cup of coffee and join the Habitat for Humanity Breakfast that’s changed to a virtual 30-minute program on June 24, 8 a.m. Information: 303-996-5468.

3          Make your move now to see the collection of 90 luxury condominiums opening at The Met at Boulevard One in Lowry. You’ll discover one-level living, dual master suites plus two acres of scenic open space. Information: 720-840-0484.

3          With a variety of restaurant choices for takeout, curbside pickup, drive-thru and delivery options, head to Aurora’s Havana Street. Dozens of top eateries are located between Dartmouth and 6th Ave. Information:onhavanastreet.com.

3          Let the piano keyboard repertoire of New Orleans pianist Jon Cleary help you forget the pandemic at Swallow Hill’s Daniels Hall June 26, 8 p.m. Information: 303-777-1003.

3          See artists Anna Charney, Koko Bayer overhaul alleyway at 11th Ave. Hostel with live music for Colorcon June 28, 6-9 p.m. Information:coloradocolorcon.com.

3          Take the family on a recess from being shut-ins as Monday Movie Madness opens at Glendale’s Infinity Park June 29, 7:30 p.m. (gates open 6:30 p.m.). You’ll see the animated superhero film Spider Man: Into the Spider-Verse. It’s a raucous adventure with comics-inspired visuals. Park is following reopening procedures and there’s ample room for social distancing on the rugby-ready lawn. Free movies continue through Aug. 10. Information: infinityparkglendale.com.

It was the kooky Chicken Little that first warned us as kids, “The sky might fall.” Young Chicken Little threw his town into panic just as the coronavirus did for us. But despite the virus dance and the crowd of doubtin’ Thomases, we still need to gather, celebrate and brainstorm to help us unwind, even when it has to be at a distance.

The Chicken Little story is to have courage, even when it feels like the sky is falling. Today, we need courage to fit into a culture with a shifting, newfangled dance.

Jive, bop, boogie woogie and doo wop: Rather than the jitters, it’s time to get rhythm and dance, even when it’s hotter than noon in June with the flutes, trumpets and tubas out of tune. We can’t let life’s performance be cancelled by the corona June Bug. For those that tell you “it’s too hot to Handel,” merely reply: Don’t July to me!

 — Glen Richardson

The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday Valley Hunkers Down At Home To Stay Healthy

Mayday, Mayday, Mayday Valley Hunkers Down At Home To Stay Healthy

Hoping For ‘May Day’ Virus Shift Despite Being Nation’s Ninth Most Aggressive Against Bug, The City-State’s Workforce Is Among Most Hurt By COVID-19

by Glen Richardson

After being hunkered down at home from late March through April due to the coronavirus, this is the month seedlings seek the sun, and birds call for mates. This month we humans may or may not be able to enjoy “May Day” celebrations. Instead, the French “Mayday” signal that we are in a life-threatening situation may remain in effect.

Masked Madness: An unprecedented unemployment surge followed city’s stay-at-home order. For the week of April 6 Colorado had the nation’s second highest number of unemployment claims.

March 23, the day Denver Mayor Michael Hancock implemented a stay-at-home order, its impacts — and that of weeks of social distancing — are continuing to cut unevenly among residents and businesses. Many hunkered down and begin working from home. For others, it was when they lost their livelihoods or saw their businesses shuttered. At the halfway point between the spring equinox and summer solstice, it remains uncertain when or whether we will be able to enjoy nature’s exuberance.

With concerts and sports event-seasons canceled, restaurants and shops shuttered, the coronavirus pandemic has pushed the tone of social media and news channel reports to a fever pitch. Valley residents have reacted to the bombardment of COVID-19 news with fearful anticipation, leading to panic buying and empty grocery store shelves.

Panic Purchasing

The “stay at home” order will run until at least May 10. Mandating the closure of all businesses in the city not deemed “essential,” the order sparked renewed lengthy grocery-liquor store lines. Within three hours the resulting panic purchasing caused the Mayor to update the order allowing liquor stores and recreational dispensaries to remain open with social distancing.

Market Freeze: It isn’t only the stock market that has turned cold. Freezer cases in many grocery stores also came close to bottoming out.

The Mayor, however, deems construction projects in the city as “essential.” Businesses that don’t comply are subject to a $999 fine per violation. Governor Jared Polis — who had resisted making the move — ordered a statewide stay-at-home-order effective March 26 through April 26.

With Denver the financial hub of Colorado, new data reveals the state’s workforce has been one of the most hurt by COVID-19. The state has seen a 4,222% increase in the number of unemployment claims (April 2020 vs. January 2020). There were 105,073 claims filed for the week of April 6, 2020, vs. just 2,431 the week of January 1, 2020, the second highest increase in the U.S. Data is according to a comparison made by financial website WalletHub based on increased unemployment claims in the 50 states and the District of Columbia, Furthermore, for the month of April 2020 vs. April 2019, Colorado had the nation’s fourth highest increase, 105,073 for the week of April 6, 2020 vs. 2,037 the week of April 8, 2019. The state paid $92 million in unemployment benefits during the two week period ending April 14.

Business Borrowing

The Colorado Department of Labor & Employment is calling the surge of unemployment claims “unprecedented,” and worse than the Great Recession. Small businesses in the

Symbolic Symbol: Just as breadlines became a symbol of the great depression, grocery store social distancing lines such as this one at Trader Joe’s are symbolic of the 2020 pandemic.

state have received 28,469 loans totaling nearly $6 billion to keep their companies afloat during the pandemic.

Forecasters now project Colorado’s state revenues for the next fiscal year beginning July 1 will drop about $750 million

The state’s predicament is despite the fact Colorado has been the ninth most aggressive state versus the coronavirus, again according to WalletHub. The state ranked 17th nationally in tested cases of COVID-19 per capita. Colorado ranked even better, 12th for share of workers with access to paid sick leave and 15th for public hospital system quality. The state ranked 20th in public healthcare spending per capita and 23rd in state and local public health laboratories per capita. Only 62.1% of Colorado residents received a checkup in the past year, fifth-lowest in the U.S. Yet, Colorado has the second lowest percentage of residents reporting poor health in the U.S. (3.5%).

Restaurant Uncertainty

A survey by the Denver-based Colorado Restaurant Assn. shows that between March 1 and March 22, 2% of the state’s restaurants had permanently closed. However, those businesses said that over the next 30 days, another 14% anticipated doing the same. The association also estimates restaurants lost $465 million in sales during the first 22 days of March.

Signs Of Setback: Signage at Sam’s No. 3 in Glendale expresses the frustration and hopefulness as dine in closures impact metro’s restaurants and their customers.

Deli-bistro The Market on Larimer Street is among the first to announce it is shutting down permanently, in part due to the COVID-19 outbreak. The Larimer Square icon has been in business for 37 years. It closed its doors at the end of March and will move out of the space once Denver’s stay-at-home order is lifted.

Yet another Larimer Square eatery, Euclid Hall Kitchen & Bar — in business for 10 years — also closed its doors in March. Chef-owner Jennifer Jasinski who also owns four other Denver restaurants is worried about talk that restaurants will only be allowed to reopen gradually. “Are we going to have to seat every other table? There are so many questions up in the air, and we want to bring our staff back on,” she told Mile High home page BusinessDen.

Hints Of Hope

For those who are infected as well as those trying to avoid infection, these are trying times. But amid all the doom and gloom, there are some positive stories, messages and reasons to remain hopeful.

Observing the changing city skyline during the outbreak, one local resident responded on neighborhood hub Nextdoor, “Denver is now like it was almost 40 years ago: no traffic, no pollution, hardly any noise.”

A local violinist-vocalist who teaches at Denver-based music school Primavera Place, told online network Alignable, “I gathered a couple of my neighbors who are also musicians, and we put on a concert in the cul-de-sac for the neighborhood, with lawn chairs arranged six-ft. apart.” The school gives lessons online to 60 plus students and is planning a virtual concert sometime in May.

Hilarity Helps

There’s also been an outpouring of gags, memes, funny videos, and general silliness. We might be scared, but we seem determined to carry on laughing.

Families and their dogs have been among the most visible walking Valley streets on sunny days during the shutdown. One told us, “Dogs created the corona virus so that we have to stay home and can only interact with them.”

The requirement to stay at home and avoid in-person contact with others does seem wearing and irksome. That Cherry Creek Valley families and businesses flourish on community and doing things together makes it doubly difficult. To keep us centered, several social outlets sent this aide-mémoire: “Your grandparents were called to war. All you are asked to do is sit on the couch. You can do this!”

Where’s The Meat: Virus scare that initially emptied the paper aisle in grocery stores, soon also exhausted supplies in the meat section at many stores.

Humor Helps: Valley families are staying sane by laughing during the stay at home order. There has been a deluge of videos, internet memes and silliness to keep us giggling and amused.

4 outdoor cleaning tips that could help you save thousands

4 outdoor cleaning tips that could help you save thousands

(BPT) – The sounds of birds chirping, longer daylight hours, and budding trees and flowers are early signs that warmer weather and spring are on the way. That means more time outside to enjoy nature, but it’s also a sign it might be time for a little spring cleaning.

“Cold temperatures, snowfall and winter rains can have a big effect on houses and landscaping, so now’s the time to check for potential home repairs and maintenance,” said Christopher O’Rourke, Mercury Insurance vice president of property claims. “Spring cleaning isn’t just about getting rid of belongings you no longer want or need – it’s also a time to get your home in tip-top shape so you can enjoy it throughout the rest of the year.”

Here are four tips O’Rourke recommends to welcome the new season and save some money down the road.

  1. Clean your gutters.

Gutters collect debris over time, especially when rain, snow and wind causes twigs, pine needles and leaves to settle on your roof and in your rain gutters. Accumulated debris can create blockages that direct water into the home or, in areas without much precipitation, can act as kindling in the event of a fire. Buildup also allows mildew and mold to develop, which can slowly decay a home’s exterior and roof.

“Preventable damage like mold or mildew that develops and rots a home’s exterior isn’t covered by homeowners insurance,” said O’Rourke. “It’s important to routinely clean out gutters – even if you have gutter guards installed, they don’t completely protect against debris building up eventually. An hour or two spent cleaning or checking your gutters is time well spent compared to the alternative.”

  1. Trim branches and remove dangerous trees.

Thunderstorm frequency picks up in summer months, and high winds can occur year round, so it’s best to get a jump on tree maintenance in early spring. Regularly trimming tree branches reduces their chance of breaking during a storm, which could cause power outages or property damage.

“Properly trimmed branches present a lower risk of falling onto your home, power lines or possibly injuring someone on your property,” said O’Rourke. “Also, in areas that are prone to wildfires, trimmed trees create a buffer zone to help lower the chances of flames easily jumping onto your roof.”

Consider having the trees on your property inspected by an arborist to determine their health and have diseased trees removed before they topple over unexpectedly. Removal costs vary depending on height and difficulty, but range from $100 to around $1,800. These preventative costs are not covered by your homeowners policy, but can be a wise investment that saves you time, money and anxiety.

  1. Watch out for service lines.

Homeowners who want to plant gardens, trees or install additional landscape features to enhance their outdoor living space should be aware of potential underground utility lines. Most service lines – a network of exterior, underground utility lines or pipes that supply a home with electricity, gas, water and sewer functions – are only buried a few inches beneath the ground. Accidentally hitting one when digging can result in loss of service, expensive repairs or a serious injury.

If a break to a service line happens on a homeowner’s property, special machinery may be needed to excavate pipes from beneath the ground, which may require digging under your home, garden or driveway. The homeowner is responsible for repair or replacement costs, and this damage can be inconvenient, expensive and isn’t covered by a standard homeowners insurance policy.

“The average cost to repair a break to a service line is about $5,000 and most Americans wouldn’t welcome such a large surprise bill,” said O’Rourke. “Homeowners should definitely consider purchasing an endorsement to their insurance policy to protect against losses of this nature. Mercury offers this coverage as an addition to our home insurance policy and it costs as little as $8 a year, depending on the home’s age.”

To be safe, homeowners should call 811 before digging so the utility companies can send a locator to mark the approximate locations of underground service lines.

  1. Service your air conditioning unit.

Regular maintenance of heating, ventilation and air conditioning (HVAC) systems is essential to ensure the equipment is in proper working order, which can save money on energy bills, as well as protect against expensive repair and replacement costs.

“No one wants to unexpectedly find themselves living in a sauna during the dog days of summer, so the start of spring is a great time to have your air conditioner inspected,” said O’Rourke. “You should also change your air filter to make sure it’s operating at its highest efficiency, so when that heat wave hits you’ll be nice and cool inside your home.”

Have a professional inspect your HVAC unit to make sure its exterior condenser coil and compressor are clean and free from blockages – the average cost for an inspection is about $300.

Your home will bring you security and joy for many years to come. Taking the time to maintain it is well worth the investment.

June Bug’s Do Wah Diddy Dance

Murmur Of Spring, Irish Green

After shivering through February’s cold and snow there’s finally signs of a Wee Bit O’ Green tint to those winter blues. As the calendar turns over to March we begin contemplating four leaf clovers, leprechauns and a fairytale spring. As we give a wink to St. Patrick’s Day our kinships and blood ostensibly retains an Irish green tint.

According to Irish myths and folklore, good luck will pursue you morning and night, thus your pockets will be heavy and your heart light by just pushing your luck.

Here are our lucky charm choices for shopping, dining and entertainment to make sure flowers line your path and sunshine lights your day as if on the Emerald Isle:

3          Open your heart as you enjoy dinner and entertainment and have a ball at this year’s black tie Denver Heart Ball fundraiser in the Hyatt Regency Convention Center March 7, 6 p.m. Information: 303-801-4630.

3          Taste food from 20 eateries with wine and cocktails at Great Chefs of the West at EXDO March 12, 6 p.m. Information: 720-748-9991, ext. 451.

3          Take your youngsters to see the updated version of The Velveteen Rabbit at the Arvada Center through March 13. Information: 720-898-7200.

3          Get in step for spring by attending the Denver St. Patrick’s Day Parade in LoDo March 14 beginning from 19th and Wynkoop at 9:30 a.m. Information: dspdp.com.

3          For slumbering spring-summer sleep, purchase one or more cozy eco-friendly mattresses from SleepNation’s half-dozen Valley locations including at 1390 South Colorado Blvd. Information: 303-954-9435.

3          Enjoy mounds of perfectly seasoned Irish corned beef and cabbage, boiled potatoes, fresh carrots and celery at the Monaco Inn Restaurant for lunch and dinner on St. Patrick’s Day March 17. Information: 303-320-1104.

3          Attend Denver Jewish Day Schools annual dinner and biggest fundraiser at the Grand Hyatt March 18, 5:30 p.m. Information: 303-369-0663.

3          Learn impact of tree varieties, tilling practice at the Tree Diversity Confab at the Botanic Gardens March 20, 8:30-4 p.m. Information: 720-865-3500.

3          Let the spirit of the spring season dance into your world by attending Colorado Ballet’s Tour De Force at the Ellie Caulkins Opera House March 6-8. The program includes the world premiere of an all-new work by Julia Adams, and closes with Celts, by choreographer Lila York. The finale is an astonishing array of dance images of Ireland that is both insightful and electrifying. Information: 303-837-8888, ext. 2.

The Irish would unquestionably say March is “raithe an gheimhridh” or winter-time from glen to glen and down the mountain side here in Colorado. The days, however, do start to warm rapidly. Denver averages a daily top temperature for the month that’s between 50-58 degrees Fahrenheit, warming-up another 8°F by the month’s end.

If it’s cold outside at night even if there’s a clear sky, every single Irish person tells their nearest and dearest to watch out and be careful on the morning roads.

Sure and begorrah: The astronomical first day of spring begins this year on March 19, 6:50 p.m. Denver time. That hopefully means increasing sunlight, warming temperatures and the rebirth of plants and flowers. A time for sun and a bit o’ cheer and may a guardian angel always be near. But alas, don’t delight in too much green beer.

 — Glen Richardson

The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.

June Bug’s Do Wah Diddy Dance

Lovey-Dovey Leap In Time

This month is one of those rare times when there are 29 days in February instead of 28. A leap in time when the calendar is adjusted to make up for extra seconds accrued over the preceding three years due to the rotation of the earth. Given it’s also Valentine’s month, we have to ask: Will you or won’t you? Should you or shouldn’t you?

According to an old Irish legend, St. Brigid struck a deal with St. Patrick to allow women to propose to men — and not just the other way around — every four years.

To help you make the leap— be it love or business — here are our choices for shopping, dining and entertainment to make you feel all warm and lovey-dovey:

3          Leap at the chance to see some of the 43 films at the Jewish Film Festival playing at the JCC’s Wolf Theatre, Feb. 5-19. Featured films include 16 Denver and six Colorado premieres. Information: 303-316-6360.

3          You’ll love the Colorado Ballet Auxiliary gala with dinner and an excerpt from Peter Pan at The Ellie Feb. 6, 5-11 p.m. Information: 303-339-1640.

3          Celebrate Valentine’s Day at Denver Botanic Gardens’ annual Love Potions from the Vine tour Feb. 7-9 & 13-15. Information: 720-865-3500.

3          Just for laughs, take your love to see stand-up comedian Phil Hanley perform at Comedy Works Feb. 13-16. Information: 303-595-3637.

3          Experience a leap in time at Mad Peaches Med Spa. Their skin care treatment solutions can help reverse the effects of stress, genetics and lifestyle choices. For a complimentary consultation: 303-474-4436.

3          No matter how you slice-dice it, food and love are inseparably tied. Enjoy Valentine’s Day at Glendale’s Jax Fish House Feb. 14, starting at 3 p.m. Happy hour to 6 p.m., raw bar menu all night. Information: 303-756-6449.

3          Jazz up leap year to jazz group Halo-Halo fronted by soprano Caitlin Gilmore at the Tuft Theater Feb. 22, 8 p.m. Information: 303-777-1003.

3          Launch your leap year garden at the Colorado Garden & Home Show at the Convention Center Feb. 22-March 1. Information: 303-932-8100.

3          The epic and poetic nature of music and lyrics always seems to conjure up feelings of romantic emotion. The Colorado Symphony plays the most romantic music in the orchestral repertoire at Boettcher Concert Hall, Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m. Titled A Symphonic Valentine, the evening features soprano Laquita Mitchell who brings her rich, expressive vocal to works from Schicchi and Tchaikovsky’s ballets. Information: 303-623-7876.

Every four years, thanks to a quirk of the earth’s orbit and the combined efforts of Roman Emperor Julius Caesar and 16th-century Pope Gregory XIII of Gregorian Calendar fame, we must add an extra day at the end of February to create a leap year. Without the extra day every four years, we would lose almost six hours every year.

Use the extra day to do something daring, extraordinary and dissimilar from what you usually do. Take a chance and shape an adventurous, distinctively different day.

A German proverb predicts that leap years will be cold. This month between two and nine-inches of snow falls in Denver in half the years. The Old Farmer’s Almanac sums it up thusly: “New snow and blue toes. Fine and dandy for Valentine candy. Snow spittin’; if you’re not mitten-smitten, you’ll be frostbitten! By jing-y feels spring-y.”

 — Glen Richardson

The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.

June Bug’s Do Wah Diddy Dance

Roaring Razzle-Dazzle Year

With every New Year comes a clean slate so the question becomes what do we do with this fresh start? Everyone from poet-singer Maya Angelou and Oprah Winfrey to Winston Churchill have offered words of inspiration. Even William Shakespeare motivates us to focus on all the positive opportunities that a New Year will bring.

T. S. Eliot, the Nobel Prize poet and editor-publisher, said it best: “Last year’s words belong to last year’s language and next year’s words await another year.”

Here are our choices for shopping, dining and entertainment to help you approach this New Year with resolve to find the opportunities hidden in each new day:

3          Don’t hesitate, Escape to Margaritaville playing at the Buell Theatre through Jan. 5. The musical comedy features the original songs and the most-loved Jimmy Buffett classics. Information: 303-893-4100.

3          Untangle the beauty and mystery of the New Year at Denver Botanic Garden’s Orchid Showcase Jan. 9-Feb. 16. Information: 720-865-3500.

3          Kickstart the New Year by kicking up your heels at the annual National Western Stock Show & Rodeo Jan. 11-26. Information: 303-296-6977.

3          Blast into the year to the lights, sound, smoke and screaming fans at Hairball playing at the Paramount Jan. 18. Information: 303-623-0106.

3          Get the New Year off to a roaring start by building a banking relationship at Sunflower Bank. Attention and financial guidance have made them the largest Denver headquartered bank. Information: 303-297-0333.

3          This is the year for youngsters to get their Rugby On. Glendale’s Youth Rugby programs invite all players to develop rugby skills while also practicing teamwork and sportsmanship. Information: 303-639-4713.

3          For a Black & Bluegrass blast join Temple Emanuel in honoring Rabbi Joe Black’s 10 years Jan. 25, 7:30 p.m. Information: 303-388-4013.

3          Dance into the year at Neverland as Colorado Ballet presents Peter Pan at the Ellie Jan. 31-Feb.9. Information: 303-837-8888.

3          Dig into the New Year by getting a free tree application from Denver Digs Trees through Feb. 14. The nonprofit offers 10 tree varieties free and/or at reduced cost for planting on private property and the public right-of-way. The tree distribution and sale is on April 23. To complete an application or get more information, including tree varieties, visit TheParkPeople.org. or call 303-722-6262 for a free paper application.

January is the kickstart month of the year and home to Capricorn and Aquarius zodiac signs. Because it is the first month of the year it sets the tone for the remaining 11 months. It always seems to us that there’s a freedom that comes with January. It is positively a month for passion while also reminding us of the value of nostalgia.

As we enter the roaring ’20s, whether it will turn out to be the razzle-dazzle year many are predicting will depend a great deal on what each of us brings to the New Year.

There’s debate about when the old decade ends. Some say this decade ended Dec. 31, 2019, and the new one started Jan. 1, 2020. Others say the new decade doesn’t start until Jan, 1, 2021; the old one ends on Dec. 31, 2020. What we know for sure is a New Year’s resolution is something that goes in one year and out the other.

 — Glen Richardson

The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.