Suddenly out of the clear blue of the western sky the COVID-19 pandemic has ended. Hallelujah, Hallelujah, Hallelujah. By now, the entire world knows that by a flip of the Imperial wrist, Major League Baseball’s All-Star Game is coming to Coors Field, a proclamation by our esteemed Emperor Jarius the First.
As you now know, social distancing has vanished, bars and restaurants will be open until closing time. There will be no social distancing at a sold-out game because the Emperor has proclaimed it.
There will be no concerns, no state of emergency. Nothing for you to fear. The COVID virus, my friends, is gone.
Now while all of this is being said, it was a laugh out loud funny moment when, the next day, the sub headline in the Drudge Report was “Colorado Next COVID hotspot.” Don’t worry about it. The 2021 All-Star Game is moving from Atlanta to Denver, Colorado.
Joe Biden spoke to ESPN and it’s almost impossible to count the lies that the President proclaimed about what he dubbed “Jim Eagle.” And watching all of this take place, I was totally stunned. There’s been a lot of comparison and analysis by smarter people than me about fact-checking Joe Biden’s claims about Colorado’s election law. I cite the Daily Signal. The Daily Signal has pointed out six claims including registration, on absentee ballots, my personal favorite, the crime to provide water, ending early voting, stopping drop boxes, Jim Crow, and voter ID.
As many of you know anybody who walks up to the will call box to the All-Star Game is going to have to do what? Show ID. When you go to cash a check you have to show ID. When you go to buy a firearm, you have to show an ID and take a background check. When you buy alcohol you have to show ID.
There is no consistency. Major League Baseball had no problem but now I’m asking what will happen when your Colorado Rockies go down and play the Atlanta Braves, a racist city. What’s the difference? What about your Denver Broncos when they play their Atlanta Falcons? Isn’t that state still racist? So it’s ok, but just not for the Major League All-Star game. Note to self, how easily Jared Polis pulled this string and apparently they totally negated Mayor Hancock whose city Denver allegedly is. Hancock doesn’t even show up in any of this for three days. Polis the Emperor takes the box. I believe this is part of the setup as Jared Polis makes his move toward the Presidency.
One of the things the woke media has not yet figured out is Denver’s baseball diamond is named after Joe Coors. You remember him in Ronald Reagan’s kitchen cabinet. He bankrolled Barry Goldwater, bankrolled the Mountain States Legal Foundation, and broke a union strike. How dare they come to that field and play?
So I’ve got some proposals. First let’s rename it Dominion Field. That will satisfy all the woke people. It will be interesting to see who gets to carry the game and how nobody in the Front Range media will touch these things.
I leave you with a quote I came across that cracked me up. When Major League baseball player John Kruk was asked in a conversation in a bar… “So you’re a professional athlete?” Kruk responded, “No, I’m a baseball player.”
Take me out to the ballgame.
— Peter Boyles
