First off I hope you have a joyful holiday month. I know this time of year can be pretty taxing if life is throwing you a curve ball or if you’re without a companion or family. If you are struggling remember things change, and nothing lasts forever so stay positive and keep working toward creating a better situation for yourself.
And if, God forbid, you are going through a holiday breakup take some advice from Mrs. Claus in the following poem. Go out, have fun, keep it light and move toward finding your own happiness again. The rest will figure itself out. Life doesn’t have to be so serious…
With that thought in mind and apologies to the Christmas classic song, “Here Comes Santa Claus,” I give you my yearly December Christmas poem…
Here Comes Mrs. Claus
Here comes Mrs. Claus, Here comes Mrs. Claus
She’s single and dating again,
Vinny and Johnny met her on Tinder,
Along with plenty more men,
Her phone is a ringin’, texts are a dingin’,
She’s searching for love for the night,
So she puts on her stockings in hope of
body rocking,
Mrs. Claus has a hot date tonight.
Here comes Mrs. Claus, Here comes Mrs. Claus,
She’s single and dating again,
She’s got a bag that’s filled with toys,
Not the kind for girls and boys,
When she walks she jingle jangles,
Oh what a beautiful sight,
So jump in bed and cover your head,
’Cause Mrs. Claus is single tonight!
Here comes Mrs. Claus, Here comes Mrs. Claus
She’s single and dating again,
She doesn’t care if you’re rich or poor,
Because she just got back in the game,
Mrs. Claus, a single white female with no children,
Just wants to date and keep it light,
So if you wanna get with Mrs. C you better have
dinner and beer,
’Cause Mrs. Claus is looking for a date tonight!
Here comes Mrs. Claus, Here comes Mrs. Claus
She’s single and dating again,
She’ll come back around when the night runs out,
Oh no not the walk of shame again,
If you play your cards right she might give you a call,
Tonight could be your night,
So let’s give thanks to Santa for neglecting
Mrs. Claus,
Because now Mrs. Claus is single tonight!
Have a very Merry Christmas and keep someone warm, your pal Sheik.
