Murmur Of Spring, Irish Green

Murmur Of Spring, Irish Green

After shivering through February’s cold and snow there’s finally signs of a Wee Bit O’ Green tint to those winter blues. As the calendar turns over to March we begin contemplating four leaf clovers, leprechauns and a fairytale spring. As we give a wink to St. Patrick’s Day our kinships and blood ostensibly retains an Irish green tint.

According to Irish myths and folklore, good luck will pursue you morning and night, thus your pockets will be heavy and your heart light by just pushing your luck.

Here are our lucky charm choices for shopping, dining and entertainment to make sure flowers line your path and sunshine lights your day as if on the Emerald Isle:

3          Open your heart as you enjoy dinner and entertainment and have a ball at this year’s black tie Denver Heart Ball fundraiser in the Hyatt Regency Convention Center March 7, 6 p.m. Information: 303-801-4630.

3          Taste food from 20 eateries with wine and cocktails at Great Chefs of the West at EXDO March 12, 6 p.m. Information: 720-748-9991, ext. 451.

3          Take your youngsters to see the updated version of The Velveteen Rabbit at the Arvada Center through March 13. Information: 720-898-7200.

3          Get in step for spring by attending the Denver St. Patrick’s Day Parade in LoDo March 14 beginning from 19th and Wynkoop at 9:30 a.m. Information: dspdp.com.

3          For slumbering spring-summer sleep, purchase one or more cozy eco-friendly mattresses from SleepNation’s half-dozen Valley locations including at 1390 South Colorado Blvd. Information: 303-954-9435.

3          Enjoy mounds of perfectly seasoned Irish corned beef and cabbage, boiled potatoes, fresh carrots and celery at the Monaco Inn Restaurant for lunch and dinner on St. Patrick’s Day March 17. Information: 303-320-1104.

3          Attend Denver Jewish Day Schools annual dinner and biggest fundraiser at the Grand Hyatt March 18, 5:30 p.m. Information: 303-369-0663.

3          Learn impact of tree varieties, tilling practice at the Tree Diversity Confab at the Botanic Gardens March 20, 8:30-4 p.m. Information: 720-865-3500.

3          Let the spirit of the spring season dance into your world by attending Colorado Ballet’s Tour De Force at the Ellie Caulkins Opera House March 6-8. The program includes the world premiere of an all-new work by Julia Adams, and closes with Celts, by choreographer Lila York. The finale is an astonishing array of dance images of Ireland that is both insightful and electrifying. Information: 303-837-8888, ext. 2.

The Irish would unquestionably say March is “raithe an gheimhridh” or winter-time from glen to glen and down the mountain side here in Colorado. The days, however, do start to warm rapidly. Denver averages a daily top temperature for the month that’s between 50-58 degrees Fahrenheit, warming-up another 8°F by the month’s end.

If it’s cold outside at night even if there’s a clear sky, every single Irish person tells their nearest and dearest to watch out and be careful on the morning roads.

Sure and begorrah: The astronomical first day of spring begins this year on March 19, 6:50 p.m. Denver time. That hopefully means increasing sunlight, warming temperatures and the rebirth of plants and flowers. A time for sun and a bit o’ cheer and may a guardian angel always be near. But alas, don’t delight in too much green beer.

 — Glen Richardson

The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.

’Twas The Night They Drove Caldara Down

’Twas The Night They Drove Caldara Down

Jon Caldara who has been a longtime friend, pretty fair country talk show host and The Denver Post’s most read columnist, got unceremoniously canned from the ever shrinking Denver Post because he dared to say there are no more than two birth sex categories. Jon, who has had tremendous life struggles himself was deemed insensitive to people and their place in life. Unbelievably absurd but political correctness will destroy much more than just Jon’s career as a Post columnist.

In the news recently, the families of three female high school athletes have filed a federal lawsuit seeking to block transgender athletes in Connecticut, from participating in girls’ sports. The issue is coming up in other arenas as well.

I’m a huge fan of MMA, professional prize fighting and, of course, the only real legitimate sport left, professional wrestling. Now I have a question for the editorial board at the Post, the politically correct of Colorado, and anybody that believes there are more than two true sexes.

My example is MMA fighter Fallon Fox. Fallon Fox was born biologically male and he beat two biologically born women half to death in the MMA cage. The first woman that he beat is Erika Newsome in Coral Gables, Florida. With Fallon’s hands gripping the back of Newsome’s skull “she” delivered a massive knee, bringing her knee up and down while pulling Erika’s head down. The blow landed on Newsome’s chin, dropped her unconscious, face first and that was Erika’s last professional fight. The next woman that he beat was Tamikka Brents, also giving her a concussion and breaking several orbital bones.

Now the website Outsports, which proclaims it focuses mostly on LGBTQ issues named Fallon Fox their “bravest athlete in history.” Now remember, Fox is a biological male fighting physically weaker females and inflicting life altering harm. That qualifies as brave?

So, let me ask you — how brave is it for a man to beat up a woman? Here’s the hard part. A man who has his penis removed, has surgery to create a false vagina, takes hormone shots and gets fake breasts is just a man that cut off his penis, has a fake vagina, takes hormone shots and got fake breasts.

How, politically correct fans of this column, can a biological male beating up a biological woman become brave and a hero? As I’ve said many times, you can’t make this stuff up. The argument that trans women are full women and should be allowed to compete against biological females — is this another form of toxic masculinity? The male competitor will almost always win and have the advantage over the female. Men have now claimed for themselves the opportunities that were the domain of women’s sports. Are women’s rights now officially dead with respect to athletic competitions? You all better come to the dance.

A man identifying as a woman almost kills his opponent in the ring. Remember that’s an actual woman in the octagon. And this is applauded? Where are the Mile High feminists on this? This should have never been allowed. If a traditional man got into the ring and beat a woman unconscious what would they say? An act of hate? But a guy gets a few hormone shots, changes his appearance to look like a female and it’s okay? You’ve come a long way baby. You take care of yourselves you guys. Ring the bell.

— Peter Boyles

P.S. If I was at The Denver Post this would have cost me my job.

Denver Has A Lead Problem

International Expert Warns ‘There Is No Safe Level Of Lead Exposure’

by Julie Hayden

The Hancock Administration’s aggressive development projects don’t just endanger the City’s parks, open spaces and quality of life in its neighborhoods. Some worry they also put the health of the City’s most vulnerable residents — children and the elderly — at risk.

“Denver has a lead problem,” says community activist Bridget Walsh. “Just like in other cities like Flint, Michigan, the lead in Denver’s water in homes and schools, in our air and soil, has been quietly poisoning our children and us for decades.” Walsh is co-founder of CATE — Colorado Advocates for Toxin Education, a not-for-profit group of concerned citizens focusing on promoting education about toxins in our air, water and environment, and engaging in collaborative efforts to reduce the impact of toxins on Colorado residents.

To help get the word out and educate the community, CATE partnered with the Vasquez/I-70 Superfund Site Community Advisory Group (CAG) and sponsored a series of events featuring Dr. Bruce Lanphear. He is an internationally recognized expert on the destructive , cumulative impacts of even low levels of environmental contaminants and pollutants on all of us.

Forget everything you thought you knew about lead exposure and poisoning. Dr. Lanphear emphasizes, “There is no safe level of lead exposure.” He says 20 years ago, doctors mistakenly believed that low levels of toxins found in the blood were safe. But he says all of the current research makes it clear that “low levels of toxins cause irreparable harm and long-term effects.” He notes even the CDC, Centers for Disease Control, now states there is no safe level of lead in children’s blood.

Lanphear explains lead has been linked to physical and cognitive problems in children and impacts IQ. Lanphear cites studies that show even tiny doses of toxins like lead cause irreversible damage to children’s brains and bodies. It’s not just children who are harmed. Lead exposure is also linked to heart disease. Lanphear points out the common mythology is to blame everything on the individual and focus on lifestyle choices like smoking, obesity and exercise. But the truth is, Lanphear says science shows there is an undeniable connection between low level lead exposure and premature death from cardiovascular disease. Yet, he says, we aren’t doing enough to hold our institutions accountable for cleaning up lead and other toxic pollutants.

Walsh points to a study released in 2018 that revealed almost all Denver Public Schools tested positive for lead in the water. The District addressed the issue when the levels hit a high or “actionable” level but Lanphear notes again, “No level of lead exposure can be considered ‘safe.’”

CATE members additionally worry about lead impacting tens of thousands of Denver residents whose homes still have old lead water pipes.

The I-70 expansion is also stirring up the lead issue. Lanphear addressed the Globeville community about that. The I-70 expansion includes a drainage project involving the I-70/Vasquez Superfund site. Lead and other toxins have been found in the soil there. Neighbors and others like Walsh fear the development will stir up lead, metals and other contaminants. “Lead and other toxins like air pollution impact all of us,” Walsh says, “especially residents who live in heavily industrialized sections of Denver, close to highways and around big construction projects.”

CATE and CAG members hope Dr. Lanphear’s message about the cumulative impacts of toxins on our children will encourage policy makers to adopt what Lanphear calls population strategies that target lead and other pollutants. “We and our children are being exposed to unhealthy levels of lead and other toxins in our environment,” Walsh asserts. “It’s time for Denver residents to arm themselves with the latest scientific facts and demand that Mayor Michael Hancock and Governor Jared Polis not only recognize this public health emergency but immediately allocate sufficient funds to define the extent of the problems and clean it up.

No Safe Level Of Lead In A Child’s Body: International expert Dr. Bruce Lanphear addresses Globeville residents about the dangers of even low levels of lead exposure to children and others in the community.

Valentine Venues, Values You’ll Love As Valley Commences Cupid Countdown

Valentine Venues, Values You’ll Love As Valley Commences Cupid Countdown

Chronicle’s annual Valentine courier gives you the ins and outs of when, where, and how to celebrate the month of love. You’ll discover movies, parties, dining and themed events to enjoy with your love and the family you love.

Prom Prompts: Mercury Café again hosts a Valentine’s Day prom benefiting Flyers for Kids. This year’s event is at the California St. café on Feb. 1, 8 p.m. to 1:30 a.m.

For better or worse, this is the month the Cherry Creek Valley becomes Venus, the Goddess of Love. It’s the sweetest time of year though it can occasionally be a stormy, swooning affair.

But fear not guys and girls, love conquers all. The Chronicle has dimmed the lights and lit candles to help young and old alike make it through all 29 days of partying to commemorate cupid’s holiday.

From Singing Valentine serenades, to a night of dancing and cocktails at a Valentine Prom and scrumptious dining specials, the Valley is definitely spreading love this February.

Here’s our annual lover’s guide to the ins and outs of when, where and how to celebrate:

Art Of Love

Hearts For Art — Show your love for fine art by placing a paper heart on the floor in front of your “artwork crush” at the Denver Art Museum. Dates last year were Feb. 11-15. This year’s dates are to be announced. Information: 720-865-5000.

V Day D’art Reception — Santa Fe art district gallery hosts a reception for two artist exhibition titled Elements Feb. 14, 6-9 p.m. Information: 720-486-7736.

Entertaining Romance

Haflet Hobb Love Party — Sing and dance as talented musicians play a set list of Middle Eastern and North African songs at the Mercury Café Feb. 8, 7:30-9 p.m. Information: 303-294-9258.          

Love Letters — Enjoy Vintage Theatre’s Pulitzer Prize nominated play with coffee cocktails and dessert at Cherokee Ranch (6133 Daniels Park Rd. in Sedalia) Feb. 15, 7 p.m. Information: 720-627-7175.

Party & Movie — Theresa Mercado hosts the 35mm film Hell On Wheels (1996) at the Sie FilmCenter on Colfax Feb. 14, 9:30 p.m. Event begins with a “Vicious Valentine Party” prior to the film Information: 720-381-0813.

Tequila Lovers Festival — Winter Tequila Festival connects tequila lovers with great tequila at the Blake Street Tavern Feb. 22, 3-6 p.m. Information: 303-675-0505.

Valentine Prom — Enjoy a night of dancing and cocktails at Mercury Café’s annual prom downtown on California St. Feb. 1, 8 p.m.-1:30 a.m. The event is a benefit for Flyers for Kids. Information: 303-294-9258.

Valentine’s Weekend With Phil Hanley — Love becomes a laughing matter as you watch the stand-up comedian perform at the Comedy Works in Larimer Square, Feb. 13-16.

Flower Power

Colorado Garden & Home Show — You and your love will enjoy the multitude of fragrances as you stroll through more than an acre of professionally landscaped gardens (11 in all) at the Colorado Convention Center, Feb. 22-March 1. Information: 303-932-8100.

Dishing Out Love: Take your love to Date Night Valentine Cooking Class at Park Coworking on Old South Gaylord Feb. 5, 6-9 p.m.

Love Potions From The Vine — Celebrate the month of love with a captivating tour of exotic tropical plants that have inspired myths and tease the senses at the Denver Botanic Gardens 3-4 p.m. Dates are Feb. 7, 8, 9 & 13, 14, 15. Information: 720-865-3500.

Orchid Showcase — Love blossoms as you stroll with your love viewing hundreds of colorful orchid blooms in the Orangery & Marnie’s Pavilion at the Denver Botanic Gardens, Feb. 1-16. Information: 720-865-3500.

Valentine’s Day Blooms — Grab your love and participate in a fun afternoon of flower arranging at Kingman Estates Winery Feb. 9, 1 p.m. Information: 720-560-7270.

Love Bites

BE Loved Dinner — Enjoy a three course Valentine meal for two at the BE Kitchen located at 2364 15th St. Feb. 14, 7-10 p.m. Information: 303-284-6652.

Coohills’ Valentine’s Day Celebration — Restaurant across the creek from the Pepsi Center at 1400 Wewatta St. is offering a six course cupid New York Strip dinner Feb. 14-16, 5 p.m. to close. Information: 303-623-5700.

Date Night Valentine Cooking Class — Sip on vino as you and your sweetie shake up classic Italian cocktails and create a sensual Italian menu together. Cupid event is at Park Coworking on Old South Gaylord Feb. 5, 6-9 p.m. Information: 303-726-6054.

Edge Prix Fixe Dinner — Join Edge Restaurant in the Four Seasons Hotel downtown of a dinner to fill your heart. Eatery is featuring a three course Prix Fixe menu Feb. 14th alongside the regular dinner menu. Information: 303-389-3050.

Greek & American Specials — In the Greek language cupid is known as Eros, an ancient St. Valentine symbol. The Monaco Inn Restaurant south of Leetsdale on Monaco is offering a menu of Greek (Lamb Shank & Lamb Chops) and American (Prime Rib, Filet Mignon & Lobster Tail) specials Feb. 14, 4 to 9:30 p.m. Information: 303-320-1104.

Rave Series Valentine’s Day Edition — Enjoy a candlelit four-course dinner and cocktail pairing as live band serenades you at LIBERATI Restaurant & Brewery on Champa St. Feb. 15, 6-9 p.m. Information: 303-862-5652.

Swanky Surprise — The New York French bistro Le Bilboquet in Cherry Creek North’s luxury St. Paul Collection on St. Paul St. is offering a prix-fix V Day menu. The swanky spot will post the surprise special on their website three weeks prior to Valentine’s Day. Information: 303-835-9999.

Valentine Dining Double — Charcoal Bistro on Old South Gaylord is offering their second annual Vegan Valentine’s Day Dinner Feb. 13. They then followed it up with a special price-fixed menu by Executive Chef Amy Brown Feb. 14. Information: 303-953-8718.

Jax Fish House & Oyster Bar — The eatery in Glendale’s CitySet is offering a four-course menu with optional wine pairing Feb. 14 beginning at 3 p.m. The happy hour menu will be offered from 3-6 p.m. Raw bar menu with oysters and crab will be available all night. Information: 303-756-6449.

Musical Romance

A Symphonic Valentine — The Colorado Symphony plays the most romantic music in the orchestral repertoire at Boettcher Concert Hall, Feb. 14, 7:30 p.m. Information: 303-623-7876.

Irresistibly Delicious: Monaco Inn Restaurant is serving Greek and American specials Feb. 14, 4 to 9:30 p.m. Lamb Shank slowly braised in a Greek sauce with spices and red wine is one of specials. Eatery features an extensive wine list.

From Venice With Love — Venetian songstress Giada Valenti sings songs from the ’60s, ’70s, ’80s and ’90s at the Lone Tree Arts Center Feb. 15, 8 p.m. Information: 720-509-1000.

Oysterhead Valentine Jam — Jam-band supergroup composed of guitarist Trey Anastasio (Phish), bassist Les Claypool (Primus) and drummer Stewart Copeland (The Police) entertain at Broomfield’s FirstBank Center Feb. 14-15, 8 p.m. Information: 303-410-8497.

Valentine’s Day With The Eli Young Band — One of country music’s most exciting bands with hit singles like “Even If It Breaks Your Heart” and “Love Ain’t” plays the Fillmore Auditorium Feb. 14, 7 p.m. Information: 303-837-0360.

Valentine Serenade — The Sound of the Rockies Chorus will deliver a Singing Valentine to serenade your love by quartets from the local chorus. Information: 303-335-0825.

Runaway Love

The Course Of Love — Couples run together at the 5K, 10K and mile LeCourse de l’Amour at Denver City Park Feb. 8, 8-11 a.m. Information: feetonthestreet.com.

Valentine’s Day 4-Mile — Dress up as your favorite couple for the annual RunDenver Series at Wash Park Feb. 9, 9-11 a.m. Information:runningdenver.com.

V Day Hook-up

Marriage Ceremony — Denver Clerk & Recorder’s Office at 201 W. Colfax Ave. has judges and clergy on hand to perform free marriage ceremonies Feb. 14, 8 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. Information: 720-913-1311.