Putting on our collective thinking caps,
looking into our all-seeing crystal ball, we’re going to give you a list of
predictions and resolutions for one of the most powerful political years in the
country’s history, 2020.
The top of the shop of course is who will
be the next President of the United States. Donald Trump the man who would be
king or….. any number of erstwhile equally bizarre characters on the other
side. Folks, it just doesn’t get any better. This clearly tops when General
Curtis LeMay was George Wallace’s Vice Presidential running mate. George
McGovern and his first running mate Thomas Eagleton who was just a little
before his time, a guy who actually admitted he had emotional problems unlike
the present lineup of stars. So here goes.
By the way do you folks remember the
Amazing Kreskin? Yeah, I know no one else does either. He always made these
predictions on the Mike Douglas show. So, let’s begin.
Who will be the next U.S. Senator from the
State of Colorado? Will it be joyride John or cardboard Cory? Remember the joke
of the guy in the alley when he gets the gun pulled on him and the stickup
artist says, “Your money or your life” and Jack Benny allegedly said, “I’m
thinking, I’m thinking.” Boy, how about these two. A couple of stalwarts. One
of my New Year’s wishes is for Cory Gardner to get his man card back and get an
extra-large jockstrap. Hick is finding out the media does not love him as much
as he thought.
How ’bout those Broncos. As we are writing
this they are on a winning streak. Is it because they brought another Bowlen
family member back into the game?
We predict Denver Mayor Michael Hancock
will successfully close whatever remaining open spaces and parks are left in
the city and take care of snow removal … and any ice still in your driveway?
How long will Candi CdeBaca be able to
bitch slap Michael Hancock around while yelling, “Workers of the world unite,
you have nothing to lose but your chains.” And maybe give us a Potemkin tour of
the homeless living on the Platte.
And I predict after midnight on January 1,
2020, the first three people to be red flagged will be Tom Tancredo, Dudley
Brown and Sheriff Reams from Weld County.
Looming over our shoulder is the return of
Brittany Pettersen. Now that General Bud-Weiser has reopened the insanity of
heroin injection, will Brittany receive more money from her husband’s pipeline
from George Soros’s red phone?
Will our businessman-Governor Jared Polis
manage to tank the Colorado economy a year earlier than he planned? And since
we know from Greta Thunberg there are only 12 New Year’s Eves left.
And will Shoshana Lew destroy whatever
credibility CDOT has left?
But enough of the positive it’s time to
thank the good guys for a hell of a 2019.
Mike Roberts and Patti Calhoun from
Westword.
Patrick Neville and his band of merry men
and women.
Frank McNulty for going after John
Hickenlooper even though the Ethics Committee can’t find an empty room to hold
their inquiry and the Dems think its ok Hick uses federal 9-11 funds to pay for
his lawyer. Is this a great country or what?
The King of Glendale Mike Dunafon.
Comrade CdeBaca for busting Hancock’s chops
every chance she gets.
The fine folks that woke up in Colorado and
voted to keep Tabor while the progressive con men tried to rip off your last
hope of keeping them in check.
Ted Trimpa and Arash Moselah a tip of the
hat for Halloween and a great Thanksgiving.
Greg Hollenback, the Modern Eater. Sheik I
never stopped to thank you.
One of the most revealing media moments in
the last 20 years along the Front Range came in a Channel 9 studio when former
Governor (Senator-elect) John Hickenlooper told Kyle Clark’s newsroom it was
their job to protect him….
It reminded me of when I used to go to my
grandma’s house to watch TV. Some of you may remember Mutual of Omaha’s Wild
Kingdom with Marlin Perkins and Jim Fowler, when Jim would hold up the tortoise
and Marlin would tell us little kids that like the tortoise shell, Mutual of
Omaha will protect you.
A con then and a con now.
Note to Channel 9, when you printed the
story on your 9 News page you claimed that John Boy told you it was the job of
“journalists” to protect him. Oh, not so. He was sitting in your newsroom
talking to your television camera and to your reporter. He never uttered the
words “you journalists,” rather he says “you guys” meaning you guys at Channel
9.
So, what’s this about? This is about John
Hickenlooper going to the Bilderberg meeting in Turin, Italy. When I first
broke this story on my award-winning radio show I was told to go put on my tin
foil hat and find more conspiracy theories about DIA and that Patsy Ramsey
really didn’t do it.
Part of my Irish mafia, former House
Speaker Frank McNulty, put this together on the show that Hickenlooper would be
protected by the media. They all ignored the Bilderberg trip and are now doing
their best to ignore that Hickenlooper flew on Larry Mizel’s jet to Connecticut.
As Jack Kennedy said, “Let me say this about that.”
Larry Mizel, along with Phil Anschutz, are
the Republican Party in Colorado. They fund the clown show that’s been
attempting to run the State of Colorado since Bill Owens dropped out of sight.
I’ve spoken to you and written to you about
Colorado’s Uniparty. It’s not Republicans at the top or Democrats at the top.
It’s the Uniparty. What do you think the boys talked about on the trip? As we
well know, Larry’s never got any irons in the fire. John’s other protector has
always been The Denver Post. The Post wrote editorials claiming what McNulty
and I were saying was “politically motivated lies.” They went on to call it a
political stunt. The Post also said, we represent lazy reporting or, perhaps, willful
disregard for the truth.
Wow. Pretty cool huh? Now isn’t it
fascinating that no one else reported Hickenlooper telling Channel 9, why
aren’t you doing the job you’ve always done, protect me? The only person that I
heard from was Samantha Zager. She is the Regional Communications Director for
Trump Victory 2020. She lives in Milwaukee; her area code is 414. Isn’t it
fascinating The Denver Post didn’t report this story? It fell on deaf ears.
Whatever John believes that he’s entitled to do you really think the press owes
him protection from his own corrupt decision-making? McNulty’s complaint
alleges Hickenlooper violated Amendment 41 of the Colorado Constitution which
prohibits state employees and public officials from receiving gifts worth more
than $53 per year. How about them Bilderbergers?
You will never know the truth about this.
Because, of course, as you know the role of the Denver media is to protect the
best little boy in town, John Hickenlooper. By the way, Cory Gardner, Colorado
Republican Party Chair Congressman Ken Buck, and every other GOP “outlet” also
ignored what Hickenlooper said. Run, Johnny run.
In volumes of history where we read about
the creating of the West, in the myth of the West one military officer always
stands out — George Armstrong Custer and the Battle of the Little Bighorn. As
we now jump ahead in time, we find ourselves with an even more disastrous
general, Attorney GENERAL Phil, aka Bud-Weiser. Known now as the “Budweiser of
the West.”
So, let me take you back in time. Most of
you have this memory when the City Council of Denver voted 12-1 to bring in
heroin injections, the so-called supervised drug site. And we know the
dissenting vote was Kevin Flynn. The only Council member who even claimed that
he went to see Vancouver, where heroin injections are alive today, was Albus
Brooks, aka flying Abdul. He goes on to be defeated in the last City Council
election by a Marxist. Backed, of course, by Denver’s Mayor Michael Hancock who
was 100 percent behind bringing in injection sites.
Along with my crack colleagues at 710 KNUS
and this newspaper we really did a deep dive on who was behind all of this back
to the George Soros people, the fools in the media, led by Kyle Clark of
Channel 9 fame, who really attempted to bring this insanity to the state of
Colorado.
Now, on the first Wednesday in October, an
Obama-appointed judge in Philadelphia, U.S. District Judge Gerald A. McHugh,
made an allowance that, believe it or not, injection sites don’t violate
federal drug laws because the drug laws in the ’80s didn’t talk about medical
help and injection sites. Which is like looking at ’80s rotary phones and
saying we can’t use cell phones.
The monsters at our doorstep are right out
of Stephen King novels. These people are like 1930s vampire movies where each
time you think the vampire is dead a couple of stooges in a black and white
film set in the fog wander into the crypt and pull the stake out of Lugosi’s
heart. Isn’t it interesting he was always wearing opera clothes and came
immediately back to life and we have vampires again.
This same General Bud-Weiser is suing
pharmaceutical manufacturers because of the damage done by opioids. They want
to go after physicians for writing prescriptions for people in pain as they
over medicate them. So, we sue these people and yet Weiser has become a friend
of the court and they’re bringing heroin injection back.
This is the same City that voted
unanimously in October to raise the purchasing age to 21 and wants to license
retailers on tobacco and vaping. They actually use little minors as narcs to
narc out mom and pops who would dare not check the ID of a 20-year-old back
from Afghanistan to buy a pack of cigarettes.
And I leave you with this because there
will be more on radio and here. Sesame Street designed for 3- and 4-year-old
kids now has an opioid addict, a little kid puppet. Don’t kids have enough to
worry about, knowing the world will end in 12 years, and now have to go to mom
and say, “Mommy do you have a problem with opioids?”
Well I have something for you to worry
about — these bastards are coming back and we will meet them at the bridge. Hey
General, wait ’til you meet these Indians.
Has anybody here seen my old friend Cory Gardner? Can you
tell me where he’s gone? I thought I saw him walking up over the hill with Bob
Beauprez, Walker Stapleton and Bill Owens.
It’s been brought to my attention by many callers, text
messengers, emailers and supervisors at 710 KNUS radio that I am being
perceived as very anti-Republican Party and Senator Cory Gardner.
I plead guilty to all. But how, may I ask you, in God’s good
name can you support that organization or that individual? The Republican Party
or Cory Gardner. The last time any Republican won a statewide election is when
Cory Gardner beat former Senator Mark Udall. That was the equivalent of
stepping on baby chicks. He beat Mark Udall. Wow, there’s an upset. He sure
showed him.
Now arriving on the greyhound bus from Iowa, John
Hickenlooper after leaving some poor stooge’s porch in Des Moines. That’s
right, the man who doesn’t want to be senator but will be, John Hickenlooper. I
feel like Mick in that first great Rocky movie. I’m gonna teach Cory Gardner
how to fight.
So, Cory pay attention.
The first thing you have to do is to take your political
party, Trump it up, put some teeth in it, get away from every country club up
and down the front range, get out of the Beemer, Mercedes, or whatever else you
drive. Get yourself a nice Chevy Blazer, get you some cowboy boots with lifts
in them and learn how to punch. Walk tall Cory. Start going to Custer County,
Larimer County, Las Animas County and tell those folks out there you oppose red
flag. Tell them you don’t like that sex ed thing where a third grader is taught
how to put a trojan on a banana. You don’t want anyone getting free needles and
getting heroin injection sites by their First Baptist Church.
You’re more than willing to drink that fracking fluid.
Popular vote arrives from Satan. Dismissing our right to be counted in a
national election is Jared Polis destroying the popular vote and is a tool of
one of Satan’s imps. Oh, and a better one Cory boy is John Hickenlooper on
ending homelessness. The great leap forward, glorious people end homelessness
which is continued now by the illegitimate son of Wellington Webb, Michael
Hancock. So, Cory, this ain’t that tough. I bet you never took your mom to a
porno flick. Make a point of that.
How many of your close friends and donors were on the
Players and Sugars list and scandal. Put a little Trump in your spine.
Sanctuary city. For God’s sake Cory the whole state’s getting overrun and Hick
gave them drivers’ licenses. Please quit talking about China trade wars, it’s
meaningless. You’re not getting any help from the Bush family and the U.S.
Chamber of Commerce, are you?
Just to put a little bit of icing on this. I have personally
done four fundraisers for Jack Phillips at the Masterpiece Cake Shop. I have
never seen you or any other elected Republican stop by and put $20 in the hat.
That’s a disgrace not only to you but the party you claim to be part of. Big
question State Republican Party and Cory Gardner? How do you really expect this
to end?
Right now pal, I got Hickenlooper and a lot of points.
You’re going into the championship rounds and you’re way behind on points. Call
me if you need any help. Contact me at 710 KNUS. I’ll be glad to become your
trainer and get you back your man card. If not, good luck with that next job
working for Norm Brownstein. So I can tell you where Cory’s gone, he’s gone
into another one term Republican never-was-er.
I think most people in our vast reading audience remember
the great television show that aired in the middle of the 1970s titled Welcome
Back Kotter starring Gabe Kaplan as the school teacher who grew up in the
neighborhood and is now in charge of a very ethnic and racially diverse class
called the “Sweathogs.” His dream was his ticket out.
As we have talked about many times Hickenlooper, who would
probably go back for seconds at the Last Supper, finds himself in no man’s land
and after two years of throwing rocks at what senators do for a living,
including disparaging remarks that he is a leader and a doer, (and I don’t know
if that’s the scotch or he actually believes he got things done) now wants to
be dragged kicking and screaming to be the next senator where we all stand a
mile high, Colorado.
But the “Sweathog” theme really does intrigue me. We could
have Andrew Romanoff playing Arnold Horshack. Bill Ritter as Juan Epstein. Jena
Griswold as Rosalie (Hotsy Totsy) and, last but not least, Michael Hancock as
Freddy Boom Boom Washington.
So, putting on my futurist cap, how does this dope out? The
nonexistent Democrat senatorial field will fold like a house of cards and John
Hickenlooper, the man who never wanted to be a senator will become our next
senator. Why you query? Because as we have said many times, many ways, the
state of Colorado’s Republican party will guarantee a Hickenlooper win. We have
a series of huge political issues that inflame conservative and libertarian
minds in Colorado.
• Red flag. I
don’t know what the count is on counties and sheriffs, city councils and
commissioners who have flatly told Jared Polis don’t bring it here because we
won’t enforce it.
• Popular
vote. They threw our constitutional rights out the window this year as well.
• Fracking.
The known economic destruction of northern Colorado.
• And last
but not least, my personal favorite, attorney general Phil, aka Bud Weiser, has
become a friend of the court who will attempt to bring back heroin, meth, and
cocaine injection sites into the state of Colorado after it was tossed out.
These people are like monsters in Steven King novels — they never die.
But look at those issues that I’ve stated. Have you seen
Cory Gardner go into the hinterland and rally people to his cause that he will
take these issues on? Of course not. What is it that Cory Gardner needs to do?
He needs to get his man card back. He needs to go to training camp. He needs a
lot of roadwork. He maybe learns how to dirty box. Maybe some UFC MMA takedowns
that he can use on Hickenlooper. But you and I both know that he has no
intention of doing any of those things. Hickenlooper by his own description is
a bad debater. Throwing his arms up like a wild bird at Cory like he did to
Bernie Sanders just ain’t going to cut it.
But here’s the real indicator about the weak sticks in the
media. My former coworker Dan Caplis made Hickenlooper tap out on his radio
show about a month ago. I mean choke, turn blue in the face and squeal like a
pig and then get to walk away. Isn’t it fascinating The Denver Post,
hard-hitting Channel9 never said a word. Note to Cory Gardner, Dude unless you
start to tune up, you’re beat.
Note to John, I’m not cut out to be a senator, Hickenlooper
[February 2019]. Along with senators don’t build teams. Senators sit and debate
in small groups. I’m a doer and that gives me joy. Hey, John I’ve got your joy
for you right here. Get ready folks. It’s gonna be a rough night.
Over the 45 years of my actually being able to do morning
radio, afternoon or evening radio, and occasionally all night radio in Denver,
Colorado, I’ve had the incredible experiences of people getting up and walking
out of the studio when they were scheduled guests.
One of the first was Abbie Hoffman; remember “Steal This
Book” Abbie? On trial in Chicago, they ran Pigasus the pig for president. He
took a hike out of the KHOW studio because, even though it’s unimaginable that
you could offend Abbie Hoffman, I accomplished that. The next one was President
hopeful Marianne Williamson, arguably the smartest person to appear in two
nights of that great Dem coffee klatch. She also took a hike. Then Sydney
Biddle Barrows, the Mayflower Madam, closed her book and walked off when I
asked her the difference between what she did for a living and a pimp. She
caught a case of the shark jaws and with a sniff said, “I never,” and headed
for the exit.
Shining moments all. But the one that was the most laugh out
loud obvious, I was working at Brand X, aka KHOW radio and I had a couple of
prairie dog saviors come into the studio. “Welcome to my parlor,” said the
spider to the fly. And I asked these two little cello shaped activists how they
felt about abortion because they were trying to stop the deaths of these
prairie rats. They also pulled a hot foot and left in a huff.
So, using all of those experiences I thought to myself why
don’t we make a bunch of prairie dog costumes and put them on the Wash Park
geese? You see where this is headed.
The City of Denver and the feds swooped down in an illegal
raid and confronted these honkers who were molting, lacked any ID cards or
papers and forced them into big plastic pens to be crated and carted off to
some very questionable locations.
Does this whole scenario sound familiar? I’m told people saw
geese drinking out of toilets.
That one goose being delivered on the flatbed truck was me
when I was a little boy. And now the only reason the Denver media can look the
other way is we’re being told these geese will become dinner for “some hungry
families.”
Now as I’ve said many times, my parents raised many ugly
children but not a lot of dumb ones. Does anyone think for a minute that people
were going be delivering cooked geese to welfare recipients, homeless junkies
or, for that matter, anywhere? Just think of how much it costs to swoop down on
geese in an early morning raid, round them up into pens, put corn oil on the
eggs, another form of abortion, put these geese in crates and then ship them
off in trucks to gander heaven to be processed and cooked and kept USDA
approved until they are delivered to John Hickenlooper and Michael Hancock’s
road home? I’ll bet there ain’t no minimum wage employees, including the
government workers, touching one of these birds once.
How much do you think it costs from start to finish to
process one of these quackers? If you look at the curtain that Julie Hayden is
pointing to, you’ll see a magical figure. I’m guessing three hundred bucks a
goose. Any takers?
Anybody think between now and Thanksgiving you’re going to
meet anyone who actually ate a goose? At that moment I’ll throw open the window
and say, “What day is this little boy?” and he’ll say, “It’s Christmas.”
This is another thing we’ve learned to watch in Denver.
Wasn’t the media great? Weren’t the elected officials wonderful? What about the
people who gathered in the park to mourn the geese? The woman who said she
actually knew two of those geese personally? How can you tell the damn things
apart?
You gotta love the city we live in. Its press corps, the
elected officials and the federal government came in like a SEAL team raid to
get a bunch of geese and the most frightening thing of all, mother nature hates
a vacuum. There will be geese up the wazoo next year at this time.
See you same bat time same bat channel tomorrow.
— Peter Boyles
P.S.: If I caught a fish in Wash Park lake or City Park lake
would you eat it? Come on. Things are bad enough for the homeless, we don’t
need to start this.
