Remember Folks, If You Lose Your Shoe At Midnight You’re Probably Drunk. You’re Not Cinderella.

Remember Folks, If You Lose Your Shoe At Midnight You’re Probably Drunk. You’re Not Cinderella.

As this award-winning newspaper rolls into summer, and because of so much appreciation and feedback we’ve gotten at the newspaper and award-winning radio show about how much you folks love my support of conservative causes and the rocks I’ve thrown at Front Range progressives, I thought I’d like to leave you with a series of thoughts that I know many of you will not only embrace but will carefully cut this column out and put on your refrigerators.

Peter Boyles

Number one: James Comey answered “I don’t know, I don’t recall and I don’t remember” 236 times while under oath. But remembers enough to write a book. 

If women are so upset at Donald Trump’s naughty words, who the hell bought 80 million copies of Fifty Shades Of Grey?

Every woman has the right to be believed … unless you were raped by Bill Clinton, beaten by Keith Ellison, groped by Cory Booker or killed by Ted Kennedy.

Chelsea Clinton got out of college, got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 dollars a year, yet her mom flies around the country in private jets speaking out about white privilege.

My favorite, because we have been working so much about this story on radio, the progressives don’t want unvaccinated kids in our schools but the same progressives let thousands of unvaccinated illegal immigrants in who then join Muffy and Buffy in the classroom.

Progressives say you can’t give a lethal injection to a rapist, murderer, a pedophile or a school shooter. But you can give a lethal injection to an infant.

Pennsylvania officials, my home state, have admitted to finding 11,198 non-citizens registered in the state rolls of PA.

They sent more troops to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend the Benghazi consulate.

Sixty years ago, Venezuela was fourth on the world’s economic freedom index. Today they are 179th and their citizens are dying of starvation and eating zoo animals. In only 10 years Venezuela was destroyed by, you got it, Bernie socialism.

Another one of my personal favorites, apparently the Russians donated $0.00 to the Trump campaign, however, it appears the Russians donated over $150-million to the Clinton Foundation, but Trump was the one investigated for Russian ties.

Have we reached the point of no return? Seemingly people support abortion over life, illegals over its own citizens, refugees over veterans, and then lecture me about the morals of my radio show.

Two more things to think about as summer looms. How do you march 3,000 miles across Mexico without food, support or water and show up at our border 100 pounds overweight with a cellphone?

Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to Paula Jones to get her to go away. I don’t remember the FBI raiding his office.

I leave you with the kicker. The same media that told me Hillary had a 95% chance of winning now tells me Trump has low approval ratings.

Have a great summer. Keep those cards and letters coming.

— Peter Boyles

I’d Like ‘Front Range Dumbasses’ For A Thousand, Alex

I’d Like ‘Front Range Dumbasses’ For A Thousand, Alex

If Helen of Troy launched a thousand ships this sad young woman closed a thousand schools. Front Range media went on full alert, in fact some businesses closed because she was here in the Mile High City.

I’m sure by now you all recall in the week leading up to the 20th anniversary of the mass murder at Columbine High School we had a very underweight, very small 18-year-old girl who never saw snow in her life arrive at DIA. In a matter of hours, she became a combination of Rambo and Che Guevara, frightening the entire Front Range from south of Greeley to north of the Springs as the FBI claimed they were investigating her as a “credible threat” against Colorado schools.

The evidence now points to she never made a death threat on anyone, never threatened anyone. One of her friends said she was infatuated with Columbine. Note to self, the entire Front Range media including my award-winning radio show has been infatuated with Columbine. They red flagged the entire state of Colorado. There’s been a post death complex picture of this young woman. She’s been described as deeply troubled, lonely, talked about suicide, and was also described as brilliant, kind, and a very talented artist. That sounds like a lot of people I’ve worked with in radio.

Her mother told the cops she never did drugs as they filed the missing persons report after her last text when she said she was going to an art history review.

The seemingly missing pieces of this puzzle are why did the FBI get involved? Who notified whom? Did the Miami FBI call the Denver FBI? Was she on her way to DIA? This one person held all of the school systems and, in fact, the whole Front Range hostage and to a high degree of probability was dead in the snow (not nude and no tattoos of Klebold and Harris) by the time the massive manhunt was even launched.

She went up there, saw snow and killed herself near the Echo Lake Lodge near the base of Mount Evans. She purchased three one-way tickets for three different days, which is dumb but not against the law. The gun dealer who sold her a shotgun did not break any laws. So, you tell me, why was she such a “credible threat?”

But the real critique comes in the aftermath with the opinion makers, the Governor, and other dumbasses who seem to be running the State of Colorado.

How about armed guards at schools? While I was researching this thesis, I found numbers of papers and reports done by the politically correct who say guns on the teacher’s hips will frighten the children and they won’t be able to study. Having been in Israel that must be news to all the kids there who go on to earn great degrees. It would make infinite sense but as you now know the PC left of center advocates say a gun can never be a good thing. And hence, as Patsy Ramsey noted, a gun can’t be an answer except when it’s World War II when a good guy with a gun comes up against a bad guy with a gun.

So, when little Muffy and Buffy don’t have armed guards to stop armed intruders they will hide in the closet and the lunchroom and you know how fast police will respond.

Schools should have armed guards to stop armed violence.

Is it missing on the Front Range media and Democrat Party that you cannot find one mass shooting at a police station, National Guard armory or a sporting goods store that sells guns? Conspicuous by its absence because good guys stop bad guys. It’s a simple reason we should embrace armed guards in schools. I love it when the Democrats say guns in school produce a police state and America will become an armed camp.

Really? Don’t forget we have armed guards at Broncos games, Denver City cops working off duty to protect the south stands from the Oakland Raiders.

But don’t expect to see anyone talk about this.

She was more than just a threat; she became an excuse and in the brilliance of my grandson who, when his mother told him school was closed that day, looked out the window and asked, “where’s the snow?” Someday maybe he’ll write this column.

God bless America.    

  • Peter Boyles
Making Tuberculosis Popular

Making Tuberculosis Popular

The line allegedly comes from one of the earliest handlers of Richard Nixon, when he first entered politics to run for Congress. These early hucksters today are called campaign managers and spin masters. When speaking about Nixon’s personality he said, “With enough money I could make tuberculosis popular.”

So now you’re witnessing progressive politics in the State of Colorado — they managed with a tremendous amount of money from a small number of individuals — to make tuberculosis popular.

There is a rebellion brewing. In the book “The Andromeda Strain” when they knock on the doors of the men and women on the designated response team the agent would say, “There’s been a fire.” That was the signal for the team to gather to begin to investigate.

To all of us, there’s been a fire. Our small but powerful 710 KNUS radio station and audience were able to change the course of a mighty river and defeat the buffoons who wanted to bring in heroin injection sites. It’s not missed by me that the appointed Colorado Civil Rights Commission ends all of its attacks on a very decent man, Jack Phillips. Hard to believe that one morning they all wake up and unanimously vote to leave Jack alone at the same moment John Hickenlooper throws his hat in the ring to be president. There’s a fire.

Next is the Red Flag Bill. Sheriffs, County Commissioners, and town councils are rejecting a bill which could  give the government the right to come and take your firearms, a proceeding where you don’t even get to face your accuser as they come for your guns. The rebellion is brewing in 34 of 64 Colorado counties.

There’s a line that runs through history — “When coming for my guns make sure you bring yours.” What’s going to happen in Weld County when the Sheriff refuses to abide by an anti-second amendment judge? Will Jared Polis bring in the National Guard or will he assign the young men and women of the Colorado State Patrol to go after you?

These same people want to tax people to babysit other people’s children. They also want to show third graders how to put a prophylactic on a banana. And seal up gas wells and fracking points. For the first time since the late 1950s our country is no longer reliant on the tyrants of the Middle East for our gas and oil needs. That’s exactly the time now for General Polis and the axis of the evil Boulder and Denver to plug those wells.

This is a clarion call. On its heels comes the right to squat, where some homeless person or persons can seize the land adjacent to any public greenbelt and occupy it. Just wait. These people will have people with substance abuse, unemployment, and poverty have the right to go to parks, sidewalks and lawns, pitch a tent, put up a box and be allowed to stay indefinitely. And it bounces back on you if you dare open your big fat mouth and say this car has four flat tires and God knows how many people in there and I would at least like a welfare check. When that happens, someone will dub you as crazy and the next day they’re going to come seize your guns. There are recall efforts.

There are angry people that no longer want this kind of nonsense handed out to them. But said and done this speaks to the Colorado State Republican Party. This insipidness began with the Owens Administration and these are the people that brought you the gubernatorial hopefuls like Bruce Benson, Both Ways Bob Beauprez and the pasta resistance (but our piéce de résistance), Walker Stapleton. If the Republican Party could get its collective poop in a group, you may see some different outcomes. In the meantime, watch the skies.

— Peter Boyles

Making Tuberculosis Popular

Great Upsets

In the history of American politics, elections and battles like what happened Tuesday, February 19, 2019, don’t really stack up, however it is unbelievably impactful when it comes to State of Colorado politics and stupid progressive ideology. State lawmakers announced they were abandoning plans to introduce a new law that would have allowed heroin shooting-up sites in Colorado. This may be Colorado’s version of Truman versus Dewey, Doug Jones versus Roy Moore, Donald Trump – Hillary Clinton, another great upset. In the world of military history, the Battles of Marathon and Agincourt are other upsets. Or how about this for you sports fans — MY 1960 Pittsburgh Pirates against your New York Yankees, the first Cassius Clay – Sonny Liston fight, the U.S. Olympic hockey team smacking the Ruskies. So you’re starting to get the picture.

I am amazed that now all the political and media power brokers who were advocating to bring in the insanity of heroin/meth injection sites in Colorado have overnight become victims. “And hence,” as Patsy Ramsey wrote, they are not the victims. Let me take you back to before the bell rang.

When Albus Brooks had a 12 to 1 vote in Denver City Council, all the power brokers and the dominant media were in favor of this insanity. The Democrats had just swept into office, they held the House, the Senate, the Executive Branch, the AGs office, Treasurer, Secretary of State, every position of power in the State of Colorado.

We — myself, Chuck and Julie, and Steffan Tubbs — work at a five thousand-watt directional AM radio station. In the media landscape we don’t exist. And we, with the power of a wonderful audience quite frankly kicked their collective asses. We went to the stream and got three smooth stones and dropped the giant Philistine Goliath/George Soros. And so now they’re the victims and we’re the bullies? Let’s recap.

On my next birthday I’ll be 76-years- old. My colleague Steffan Tubbs was a newsman and found his teeth, laid his ears back and rushed them in Vancouver. One of the smartest men I’ve ever known in my life, Chuck Bonniwell, is a novice at talk radio. And his colleague-wife, certainly the better half of the team, Julie Hayden, was basically one of the best investigative TV reporters in the city. This highly improbable team slew them, brought them to their knees, did ground and pound. Made them tap out.

And now as State Senator Brittany Pettersen threw the towel over the top rope signaling the end of the fight, we are the bullies. Do you believe that’s the outcome? They had Kyle Clark the crown prince of Channel 9, The Denver Post, 5280 Magazine, Complete Colorado, Colorado Inside Out, Westword, Susan Greene, little stooges like Jason Salzman, the whole Progress Now lineup, George Soros’ Open Society Foundation, the Republican establishment all lined up on us. And yet we’re the bullies, fear mongers and liars. Yet with the exception of Albus Brooks, not one of these bastards went up and walked down East Hastings Street in Vancouver.

They tell us they’ll be back. In the words of Joseph Stalin when speaking about the end of the Second World War in keeping Germany from becoming a whole nation again, “Let

them reunite and they’ll be at our throats in a generation.” Well, to Brittany, Kyle, Albus and company, we stopped you at the bridge, we’ll be waiting for you next time.

And they still haven’t gone to Vancouver to see the nightmare that we witnessed. Just like a Steven King novel the evil never dies. Count on them to come back with this insanity next year. We’ll see you then.


Making Tuberculosis Popular

Buying Richard Nixon’s Used Car

For those of us who are old enough to remember when the “Trickster” was running for President in 1960, a picture used to pop up of a somewhat grinning Richard Nixon with these words, “Would you buy a used car from this man?”

Well, Denver City Council took it one step forward. They didn’t even look at the picture. They had no idea what they were voting for, but according to battling City Councilman “Dodgeball” Paul Kashmann, with the exception of el Chapo Guzman, aka Albus Brooks, none of them went up to Vancouver to see the supervised injection sites.

Are you kidding me? It’s the equivalent of “I got a car in the parking lot.” You’re standing there and you want to buy it. I tell you, “This car’s fine, runs like a top. Brakes are good, tires are great. It’s got a thousand miles on it, purrs like a kitten.” You say, “Well thank you, Peter I’ll buy that baby.” Without sitting in it, starting the engine, driving it around the block, stepping on the brakes, turning on the radio or the windshield wipers to see if there’s any fluid in that little blue container.

Does it get any stupider than this? The answer is yes. It now sits in the hands of a bunch of progressives and a Democrat controlled House, Senate, Attorney General and of course the Governor. Supervised injection sites.

Two weeks ago a band of “Merry Men” — myself, my trusted colleague Steffan Tubbs and the Chief of Staff (also known as the KNUS hammer) Mark – 31 years as a Denver cop – Crowley — went off to see the wizard. We should have taken Kyle Clark along as Dorothy. I went as the “Tin Man,” Mark as the “Scarecrow,” and Steffan the “Cowardly Lion.” We went to the Emerald City — Vancouver, British Columbia, where they have been shooting smack since 2003.

I tried to describe it to my friends and family like this — it’s a George Romero movie. Remember The Night of the Living Dead? And the follow up, The Dawn of the Dead. It’s the AMC series on TV, The Walking Dead. It’s Bob Dylan: “They have tombstones in their eyes.” It’s Thunderdome. It’s worse than Old Cairo. It’s crazier than the Bedlam lunatic asylum in Dickens’ London. I saw people on their knees in a psychosis howling at the moon. Street soldiers of the cartels run the streets. I saw people spreading out pieces of cardboard and putting old brown shoes and dirty pants for sale. Tragic, emaciated women offering alley sex for as much or as little as you wanted to spend. It’s a horror show.

Apparently, according to Kyle Clark, it will now be at 231 E. Colfax in Denver, right next to the Department of Education where they park the school buses for all the little kiddies who come to visit the State Capitol.

Now for some reason, Denver Mayor Michael Hancock is acting like a cat in the sandbox. You’d never know that he “fully supported” safe injection sites when it was voted in by Snow White’s companions at the City Council November 23rd. Now he’s got second thoughts. It is really up to us.

There is nothing compassionate about the war zone in Vancouver. They’re not saving lives. The overdose death rate is staggering, hospitals are overflowing, the crime rate soars and

these sightless fools are inviting that to be right across from our State Capitol.

The first one opened in Vancouver in 2003. Now there are six with the seventh about to open. Did anyone in the Chamber of Commerce, anyone in the Catholic Church, anyone with room temperature IQ think this is a good idea?

In Vancouver they don’t ID, they use street names where they shoot. All the helpers want to know is what drug are you shooting today. The Irish call it the “pig in the poke” and Colorado’s about to buy it.

It is up to you and me to call legislators to stop this insanity. Can anyone imagine a young kid in high school who is having a very bad day and wants to go to a safe site injection center and shoot? Think of it this way. You have discovered your son or daughter has a drug problem, a bad drug problem. Do you tell them to go to their room, you’ll procure their drugs, help them tie off; let them shoot thinking someday that’s going to help them quit? If you believe that there’s more than just a bridge in Brooklyn waiting for you. I watched a lot of scams and a lot of switcheroos but these people have never gone to see what they’re bringing here to you. God help them.

Making Tuberculosis Popular

Nice Traditional Opium Dens Coming To Your Denver Neighborhood

I’ve been a witness to malfeasance and criminal activity and just plain underhanded, off the bottom of the deck dealings in the City of Denver for a number of years. I go back as far as the McNichols administration stretching now into the town’s best friend Michael Hancock.

I have also been a monitor of the total lay down media in the Front Range including radio, television and newspapers. But never in my storied career have I seen anything as tragic, misreported and flat dishonest behavior than I have witnessed beginning when the Denver City Council voted 12-1 to initiate supervised use sites for injectable drugs.

The biggest offender other than the elected officials has been KUSA, Channel 9. I’ve accused them of being weaponized before when it came to creating Deborah Ramirez, the behavior of Brandon Marshall, what happens inside Denver Broncos, Denver Players and Sugar, ignoring the truth about Matthew Shepard’s murder, the George Babbitesque home town boostering and flat-out media manipulation. The Denver Post is behind that and other media outlets have played the same game and many just choose to turn a blind eye.

The biggest offenders on the political side I happen to believe are John Hickenlooper and Michael Hancock. If anyone thinks that Councilman Albus Brooks came up with this on his own I got a bridge in Brooklyn. Also, dear reader don’t you find it suspicious that there has not been anyone, with the exception of one person in the Republican Party speaking out against this? Where are you Cory Gardner? Where is the Governor? Where is Governor-Elect Polis? Where, for that matter, is there anyone saying that this thing not only doesn’t work but destroys lives and cities. I have diligently worked on this.

And in spite of proclamations from Channel 9 and politicians that there is not statistical evidence or studies on Vancouver proving it not to be a positive experience there are numbers of statistical evidence, variables on crime, overdose deaths hospital overloads, heroin addict population increases, meth people walking Vancouver like the TV series The Walking Dead. Why would anyone want to bring that here?

Let me give you a couple of quickies.

Denver claims that 201 people died last year of drug overdoses in Denver. Albus Brooks claims a thousand of our friends and neighbors in all of Colorado died last year of ODs. Vancouver is a smaller city than Denver and now has safe injection sites and a thousand people overdosed in the city of Vancouver alone. Let that sink in. Vancouver is smaller and has safe sites and has 800 more ODs than Denver. Other statistics — Vancouver after safe sites had to hire 90 more police officers into the area around East Hasting Street in Vancouver where safe sites are located. A rookie cop in Denver starts at $57,000 and change. That would cost taxpayers here an additional $5.2 million dollars.

Vancouver had one of the best health care systems in the world. It’s now been overrun with other multiple diseases. Here’s one for the record books. Albus and his minions claim people get off the streets. Last year only 252 people graduated from detox. Remember detox is not rehab. Vancouver claims there were 6,532 different people visiting 263,713 times. 252 people graduated from detox and detox again is not rehab. I know that one well.

Just for the record the Imperial British that run Denver — that’s a reference to the Opium Wars in China — claim that the safe sites will stop addicts from using in public places. Vancouver says there are about 15,000 injections a day in the city while the sites monitor 600 injections a day. I can’t do math and I can’t do marriage but a friend of mine who can says that means 90% of injections take place away from the sites.

People are drawn there, and people die there. When an IV drug user hits the vein, they seem to want to curl up, nod out, feel warm and let the rush come over them. Then a do-gooder in the sites rushes in and administers the antidote Narcan and effectively kills the buzz. And then they rush over and mark “we just saved one more” on the wall. And that’s where these idiots get their numbers of saves. How would they know? Folks, this is just at first blush. When you read statistics on crimes against persons, street assaults, vehicle theft, prostitution, breaking and entering these are skyrocketing statistics since 2007 when Vancouver was foolish enough to let this stupidity loose on its own people.

Please stop this. Don’t let this get any further. I don’t think anyone in Denver media, nor, with one or two exceptions, any damn fool involved in city government has any idea what they’re doing. For the sake of everybody’s children and grandchildren do not let them release these dogs on an otherwise great city.

— Peter Boyles