Anybody Here Seen My Old Friend Cory?

Anybody Here Seen My Old Friend Cory?

With Apologies To Dion

Has anybody here seen my old friend Cory Gardner? Can you tell me where he’s gone? I thought I saw him walking up over the hill with Bob Beauprez, Walker Stapleton and Bill Owens.

It’s been brought to my attention by many callers, text messengers, emailers and supervisors at 710 KNUS radio that I am being perceived as very anti-Republican Party and Senator Cory Gardner.

I plead guilty to all. But how, may I ask you, in God’s good name can you support that organization or that individual? The Republican Party or Cory Gardner. The last time any Republican won a statewide election is when Cory Gardner beat former Senator Mark Udall. That was the equivalent of stepping on baby chicks. He beat Mark Udall. Wow, there’s an upset. He sure showed him.

Now arriving on the greyhound bus from Iowa, John Hickenlooper after leaving some poor stooge’s porch in Des Moines. That’s right, the man who doesn’t want to be senator but will be, John Hickenlooper. I feel like Mick in that first great Rocky movie. I’m gonna teach Cory Gardner how to fight.

So, Cory pay attention.

The first thing you have to do is to take your political party, Trump it up, put some teeth in it, get away from every country club up and down the front range, get out of the Beemer, Mercedes, or whatever else you drive. Get yourself a nice Chevy Blazer, get you some cowboy boots with lifts in them and learn how to punch. Walk tall Cory. Start going to Custer County, Larimer County, Las Animas County and tell those folks out there you oppose red flag. Tell them you don’t like that sex ed thing where a third grader is taught how to put a trojan on a banana. You don’t want anyone getting free needles and getting heroin injection sites by their First Baptist Church.

You’re more than willing to drink that fracking fluid. Popular vote arrives from Satan. Dismissing our right to be counted in a national election is Jared Polis destroying the popular vote and is a tool of one of Satan’s imps. Oh, and a better one Cory boy is John Hickenlooper on ending homelessness. The great leap forward, glorious people end homelessness which is continued now by the illegitimate son of Wellington Webb, Michael Hancock. So, Cory, this ain’t that tough. I bet you never took your mom to a porno flick. Make a point of that.

How many of your close friends and donors were on the Players and Sugars list and scandal. Put a little Trump in your spine. Sanctuary city. For God’s sake Cory the whole state’s getting overrun and Hick gave them drivers’ licenses. Please quit talking about China trade wars, it’s meaningless. You’re not getting any help from the Bush family and the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, are you?

Just to put a little bit of icing on this. I have personally done four fundraisers for Jack Phillips at the Masterpiece Cake Shop. I have never seen you or any other elected Republican stop by and put $20 in the hat. That’s a disgrace not only to you but the party you claim to be part of. Big question State Republican Party and Cory Gardner? How do you really expect this to end?

Right now pal, I got Hickenlooper and a lot of points. You’re going into the championship rounds and you’re way behind on points. Call me if you need any help. Contact me at 710 KNUS. I’ll be glad to become your trainer and get you back your man card. If not, good luck with that next job working for Norm Brownstein. So I can tell you where Cory’s gone, he’s gone into another one term Republican never-was-er.

— Peter Boyles

CHUN Celebrates 50 Years With Wine Tasting Event At Botanic Gardens

CHUN Celebrates 50 Years With Wine Tasting Event At Botanic Gardens

By Mark Smiley

Capitol Hill United Neighborhoods (CHUN) has played a vital role in shaping neighborhoods by providing a unified voice to the City of Denver and Colorado state governments since 1969. Those who are not familiar with this organization need look no further than the trees that are planted along 13th and 14th Avenue. CHUN was instrumental IN having those planted.

Board Members: The Board of Delegates for Capitol Hill United Neighborhoods, Inc. is a group of 39 members representing 10 registered neighborhood organizations in Denver.

To commemorate 50 years in the community, CHUN will host a fundraising event at Denver Botanic Gardens to celebrate its half century. The 50th Anniversary Celebration and Wine Tasting is open to the public and its members and residents of the Capitol Hill community on Wednesday, September 18, 2019, 5:30-9 p.m.

In addition to an evening with Denver leaders and neighborhood advocates, the event will feature a wine tasting, light hors d’oeuvres from local restaurants, and a silent auction, showcasing goods and services from local businesses. CHUN is seeking help from local businesses to sponsor the event WITH silent auction donations, underwriting support, and other in-kind goods or services.

Fifty years ago, CHUN was founded to take on the most pressing issues facing Denver and its neighborhoods. Since then, the organization has evolved into one of the Mile High City’s largest registered neighborhood organizations (RNO) dedicated to strengthening and elevating the voices of residents and neighbors.

The Board is comprised of members of 10 different RNOs, including Congress Park, Cherry Creek North, Country Club, Cheesman Park and Uptown. The boundaries of CHUN are 22nd Avenue to 1st Avenue, and Colorado Blvd. to Broadway.

“I’ve served on a lot of boards,” said Bruce Caughey, CHUN Board Member. “There is more commitment to this board than almost any board I’ve ever been on in terms of participation and expressing opinions. It’s really a great opportunity if you want to get involved in your neighborhood and make a difference. That’s what CHUN represents.”

This board is rolling up its sleeves to come up with a plan for the Tears-McFarlane House, a 120-year-old mansion that was gifted to CHUN by the City of Denver a few years ago. The building requires some restoration and ongoing upkeep,” said Travis Leiker, President, Board of Delegates for Capitol Hill United Neighborhoods, Inc. “We tapped the experts in this work to help us revitalize this property. We’ve done focus groups, surveys on the park, and engaged the community to help us reconceptualize and visualize what can be done with this space. We just released the results of that research which indicates that most people want this to remain a community gathering space but with additional amenities. The next phase of this will be how we revamp this property to both fuel CHUN’s operations as a community group, but also activate portions of the property for the betterment of the community.”

Renovation Plans: The Tears-McFarlane House is a historic house located at 12th and Williams in Denver, that was listed on the National Register of Historic Places on January 11, 1976. It was gifted to CHUN a few years ago and now is embarking on a revitalization project that will require approximately $2 million to complete.

CHUN advocates for smart zoning and land use, innovative transportation systems, the protection of historic landmarks, promoting community safety and championing city beautification. As Denver moves further into the 21st century, this organization is committed to being collaborative and solution oriented, by building strong relationships with community stakeholders and serving as a go-to resource for Denver citizens.

Membership to CHUN is $75/year per household, $180/year per business, and $30/year for individuals. For a list of benefits, visit www.chundenver.org/membership. For more information on the 50th Anniversary event visit www.chundenver.org/chun50.

Highway 36 Sinkhole Exposes Pressing Questions, Conflicting Answers

Highway 36 Sinkhole Exposes Pressing Questions, Conflicting Answers

Written by Luke Schmaltz

The sweltering months of 2019 were bumper-to-bumper trouble for U.S. Highway 36 commuters.

Questions Raised: Residents began to ask how long it would take to fix and who was going to pay for it?

If you are one of the 107,000 motorists or public transportation customers who traverse this corridor daily, here’s hoping your vehicle has air conditioning, your playlist is extensive, and your boss knows you’re going to be late.

A considerable crack in the surface layer appeared July 12, 2019, prompting Colorado Department of Transportation (CDOT) crews to close the eastbound lanes at Church Ranch Blvd. The decision was indeed prudent, as the fissure soon gave way to a gap that eventually ruptured into a ditch-like sinkhole in the road.

By July 15, 2019, traffic in both directions had been diverted to two respective lanes of the westbound corridor — resulting in a bottleneck effect in an already heavily congested zone. This allowed some traffic flow, however sluggish, so that CDOT crews could access the area, analyze the damage and embark on a massive repair project.

Meanwhile, the event sparked several issues, as area residents, CDOT personnel and daily commuters began to ponder the obvious. How long would it be before the damage was fixed, why had a new stretch of road caved in like the top of a half-baked cake, and perhaps most importantly, where would the money come from to pay for the reconstruction?

A Dubious Timeline

Lateral and aerial photos revealed a multi-dimensional calamity, as the horizontal depression in the road was countered by a vertical eruption of retaining wall concrete slabs, debris-ridden soil and mangled rebar. On July 15, 2019, CDOT chief engineer Josh Laipply was quoted by several news outlets including Colorado Public Radio (CPR) as stating that it would be “weeks” before the highway would be returned to an operational condition. Several days later, that statement was amended by CDOT Executive Director Shoshana Lew, who offered that it would be “a matter of months” for the repair to be completed.

Meanwhile CDOT Communications Director Matt Inzeo via phone interview declined to comment on a projected timeline. He pivoted instead and offered that the retaining wall-supported embankment upon which the highway was built sits next to a “wetlands area that used to be a lake.”

A Sinking Feeling

Crack In The Surface: A considerable crack in the surface layer appeared July 12, 2019, prompting Colorado Department of Transportation (CDOT) crews to close the eastbound lanes at Church Ranch Blvd.

The aforementioned information, perhaps inadvertently, placed a certain gravity on a statement issued by CDOT spokesperson Tamara Rollison, who explained “It appears water has gotten underneath the section that’s collapsing. It looks like it’s unraveling.”

At this point in the story, the term “collapsing soils” was introduced as a possible culprit. A blog published by CPR offered a statement from professor of construction engineering management at CU Boulder, Cristina Torres-Machi. It states: “[Torres-Machi] said it looks like a nearly textbook example of what she called ‘slope failure,’ essentially a landslide … She said it’s likely because of collapsing soils.”

Just in case (like most folks) you are not a geology major, collapsing soils are comprised of dry, low-density particles which can withstand significant impact without losing volume. Once water is introduced, however, the particles break apart, densify and undergo a significant reduction in volume. Oftentimes this results in the sudden appearance of a sinkhole.

In early August, a phone interview with Colorado Geological Survey Senior Engineering Geologist Jonathan White revealed contrary information that seemed to muddy the waters. Professor White explained that the embankment supporting the highway was comprised of “highly saturated, already wet soils” and the sinkhole was “most likely caused by a lateral landslide” and “was not the result of the presence of collapsing soils.” Professor White explained further that the wetlands adjacent to the highway were inherently responsible for the preliminary presence of moisture in the soil beneath the highway. He finished by stating that sudden influx of more water did not cause a collapsing soil situation and the disaster was more likely attributable to “an engineering issue.”

Who’s Going To Pay For This?

If Professor White is indeed correct, then upon whose shoulders gets foisted the blame? If it is neither the cause of collapsing soils or the effects of plain ol’ gravity, then by default, human error takes the spotlight. Regardless, the road must be repaired. A massive reconstruction project was launched as soon as engineers determined the debris and soil had ceased to shift and collapse.

This section of highway was completed just over five years ago in a joint venture between Granite Construction of California and Ames Construction of Aurora. By all estimations, it should most certainly not be crumbling, yet until engineering failure on the behalf of the contractors is found to be the cause, other monies have been allocated to pay for the reconstruction.

With Colorado’s massive influx of marijuana-based tax revenue, it is clear the $20.4 million repair and reimbursement estimate should be easy to meet by this revenue stream alone. After all, in 2019 alone, total tax revenue is projected by the Colorado Department of Revenue to be somewhere around the $30 million mark. Some experts believe it stands to reason that coffers swelling with monetary influx that was virtually nonexistent when that section of the road was built should rightly be tapped to remedy its untimely demise. Yet, when pressed for information on where the “contingency funds” allocated by the State Transportation Commission were being siphoned from, representatives of CDOT, Colorado Department of Revenue and Colorado Department of the Treasury declined to elaborate. A representative of the latter (who refused to be named) offered only the tersely toned retort “… well, first of all, treasury is not revenue.” Whatever that is supposed to mean, it sounds about as solid as collapsing soil.

City Council Appoints Lobbyist To Citizen Oversight Board

City Council Appoints Lobbyist To Citizen Oversight Board

by Robert Davis

The line between the City of Denver and its lobbying community got much thinner after Roger Sherman, a managing partner at CRL Associates, was appointed to the Citizen Oversight Board (COB) by a 9-3 vote by City Council.

Lobbyist: Roger Sherman, Managing Partner of CRL Associates, was recently appointed to the Citizen Oversight Board.

Denverite first reported that Sherman, who worked behind the scenes on the sale of the Park Hill Golf Club and the NO on 300 campaign, was Council’s first choice for the appointment.

“We have 700,000 people who live in Denver, and another 300,000 people come to Denver every business day — totaling one million people,” newly elected District 10 Councilman Chris Hinds told the Glendale Cherry Creek Chronicle in an emailed statement. “It is difficult to believe that the “one in a million” choice from City Council is the managing partner of the largest lobbying firm for the city.”

Councilman Chris Hinds opposed the appointment

Members of COB are first nominated by the Mayor and then confirmed by City Council. Sherman’s appointment came just two days after Mayor Michael Hancock won re-election.

According to records from the Denver Elections Division, CRL made generous campaign contributions during the 2019 municipal elections. In total, CRL contributed nearly $4,000 to Mayor Michael Hancock’s re-election campaign, while doling out contributions to City Council candidates as well.

Sherman personally donated $250 to District 2 representative Kevin Flynn, and the firm’s Chief Strategy Officer Kim Kucera donated the same amount to Albus Brooks’ campaign against Candi CdeBaca in District 9. Councilwoman Robin Kniech received $2,000 from CRL’s founding partner Maria Garcia Berry in December 2018 and received the same amount again in February 2019 from the firm itself.

During the City Council meeting, Kniech underscored Sherman’s qualification, experience, and “strong voice” for police accountability as her reasons for supporting his nomination.

“[Sherman] not only has experience working with COB, but also has a track record of coming to City Council and advocating for stronger oversight of the police department,” Kniech said. “So, for those who have said they’re afraid this appointment might be too favorable to the Mayor’s Office, there is simply no evidence of that.”

COB assesses the effectiveness of the Monitor’s Office and has the authority to appoint people to the Office of the Independent Monitor, which oversees the police department. Even so, COB neither advises the mayor’s office nor oversees any functions of the police department. It is simply a screening body, according to Kniech.

Three of the newly elected Council members voted against the appointment, including Hinds, CdeBaca, and Amanda Sawyer (District 5).

CdeBaca attempted to have Sherman’s appointment delayed until August 5 in order to allow time for a public hearing. Other members were less concerned with hearing public comments, citing an adopted resolution from earlier in 2019 introduced by Councilmembers Kniech, Paul Lopez, and Paul Kashmann, which “strengthened the purview of COB”, according to Kashmann. The resolution increased the number of board members from seven to nine.

Opposed: Newly elected Denver City Council members Candi CdeBaca, left, and Chris Hinds were critical of the appointment of Roger Sherman to the Citizen Oversight Board. CdeBaca attempted to delay the appointment to allow for a public hearing. The City Council rejected that idea and voted 9-3 to appoint Sherman.

“I don’t think this is an issue or question of qualifications,” CdeBaca said. “I think this is an issue of consolidated power. Sherman is a well-known member of CRL and has recently led the opposition to [Initiative] 300, where there have been numerous police violations. Now, we’re selecting someone to nominate people and oversee that entity.”

CdeBaca cited a recent Colorado Public Radio article that details the close relationship between Denver’s Big 3 lobbying firms and the city government. In total, the Big 3 have done over $1 billion in city work in Hancock’s previous two terms as mayor and have acted as a revolving door linking the Mayor’s office and the lobbying community.

“With the contacts that Mr. Sherman has, I am doubtful that he would be nominating or screening the appropriate people for this role,” CdeBaca said. “We should be nominating people with direct connections to the community who demanded this role and this board.”