The Scent Of Change

The Scent Of Change

Valley Gadfly

June is the month of leaves and roses. Thirty days when pleasant sights salute the eyes, and sweet scents the noses. Cheers to the scent of change with lazy days and sunshine rays.

Known as the start of summer, it is characterized by the summer solstice and the peak of the wedding season. It is celebrated as Dairy Month, and the month of the Strawberry Moon.

As the days grow longer and we look forward to what’s ahead, here are our choices for shopping, dining, and entertainment, for a month filled with sunshine, fun, and laughter:

Don’t miss the extraordinary opportunity to see and hear world-renowned Chinese American cellist Yo-Yo Ma performing with the Colorado Symphony under the stars at Red Rocks Amphitheatre June 3, 7:30 p.m. Information: 720-865-2494.

Manhattan ska band The Slackers play reggae, garage rock, and jazz at the Bluebird Theater June 7, 8 p.m. Information: 303-377-1666.

Catch the Canadian indie rock band from Toronto, the Metric, playing at the Fillmore Auditorium June 11, 6:30 p. m. Information: 303-837-0360.

Try newly opened Waldo’s Chicken & Beer located in the former Panera space in Glendale’s CitySet. It’s the third Colorado site for the Nashville chain. Eatery serves both Southern fried and rotisserie chicken. Information: 720-263-4007.

Thinking of summer camp for your school-aged kids? With more than 60 years of nurturing children, consider Iliff Preschool. Youngsters will love the school’s dynamic and playful setting. Information: 303-757-3551.

Texas piano man, saxophonist, and singer Nik Par plays the Marquis Theater, June 13, 7 p. m. Information: 303-487-0111.

American rapper and record producer Earl Sweatshirt entertains at the Mission Ballroom June 16, 7 p.m. Information: 720-577-6884.

Edwin McCain, singer, guitarist known for soulful ballads, plays at the Paramount Theatre, June 30, 7:30 p.m. Information: 303-623-0106.

Attend the Rendezvous Gala at Four Mile Park to fund the preservation of Four Mile House at Four Mile Park, June 13, 6:30 p.m. Dinner and auction will help fund the preservation of Denver’s oldest standing structure. Event will be a rip-roaring evening of revelry and Old West charm. Information: 720-865-0810.

June is when a simple scent can transform our mood, revive a memory, or sooth our emotions. The month boasts longer days, outdoor activities, and historic milestones like D-Day.

The Mile High City features warm, sunny days — with highs hitting 80s°F — most days, making it ideal for exploring city parks, hiking, and outdoor dining. Expect late day rain, hail.

Catch the first soapbox races in 24 years at Mile High Stadium starting at noon on June 13. Playing hide and seek with clouds, June is like a glass of lemonade, sweet and ­refreshing.

— Glen Richardson

The Valley Gadfly can be reached at newspaper@glendalecherrycreek.com.

Principles Over Progress

Principles Over Progress

ASHE IN AMERICA

— OPINION

Republicans in Colorado are trading representation for control — and calling it “conservatism.”

How we give our consent to be governed matters. But it’s worse than fake elections. The founding idea of representation itself has been abandoned (almost entirely) in favor of personality-based battles for the right to claim decision rights.

Explain to me how wielding a massive government apparatus for social change is a conservative value?

You can’t. It’s not.

In recent weeks, apportionment (redistricting) lawsuits have dominated the headlines as both national parties try to rig their way to 270 electoral votes.

Rearranging districts to protect incumbents or expand party-held seats to counter the “representation” of another state is, if we’re being intellectually honest, one of the purest forms of election manipulation. And it’s been normalized for so long that Americans don’t even question it.

Apportionment only happens in this way because representation was capped at 435 in the House of Representatives in 1929, so the constitutional ratio of representation has been continually diluted with population growth since the 20th century. As a result, we “require” the intervention of partisan-first legislatures to make the districts “fair.”

My Congresswoman, Representative Lauren Boebert (R, CO-04), “represents” around 756,000 Colorado residents. That’s a 25-fold dilution of representation per capita since America’s founding era.

Now, we’re hearing “kill the caucus” refrains from so-called “Republicans” — again — but if you ask them why they’re abandoning representation, you’re met with disdain-filled and puddle-deep talking points:

“It doesn’t work.”

“It favors the fringe.”

“It’s too volatile and unpredictable.”

If the process favors the fringes, it’s only because the more “mainstream” candidates can’t — or won’t — compete. So, they advocate for petition-only ballot access — centralizing access to the ballot in the hands of the Secretary of State.

Reminder: Centralization creates complexity, and complexity breeds and hides corruption.

Some on “the right” claim petitions are more representative than local, bottom-up organizing. Crazy — that’s a main policy position of progressive legal activists like Marc Elias and Norm Eisen: Centralize elections at the state level and remove the “pageantry of democracy” from the local jurisdictions.

Those guys are both conservatives, right?

The real answer to why Republicans are attempting to destroy the most accessible and representative process for ballot access that we have is simple: It’s too hard.

It’s not actually hard, but it is involved. It’s ground game and education and building net­works — building party infrastructure for intentional change. Those raising the banner most highly point to dwindling party engagement and a devastating Republican brand problem.

Both of those data points are true. But they’re the natural and intended outcomes of open primaries, poor resource allocation, and sustained Republican infighting.

Republicans haven’t tried building party infrastructure — and Republicans with the backing of the donor class spend their time fighting those who do.

On the other side of that divide, largely self-organized groups inside the counties — the so-called “fringe” — have done the work. They recruited their neighbors and drove people to caucus and organized for their candidates and causes in advance of the Assembly. They built coalitions and worked phones and knocked doors and evangelized representation to unexpecting Colorado voters at bars and sporting events and grocery stores. Show up — make your voice heard.

They built relationships. They won hearts and minds. Again, it’s not hard. But it’s also not easy.

At this point, critics will shout about Unaffiliated voters — that the caucus process disenfranchises them. That’s nonsense.

Unaffiliated (UAF) voters — now more than 50% of Colorado’s electoral franchise — can vote in either party’s primary but not participate in caucuses. When one party lacks competitive primaries, UAFs can (and do) cross over and influence the other party’s nominee selection.

The caucus preserves internal party business for party members — and if we have open primaries (which I also, as a proud unaffiliated voter, oppose) UAFs can still vote in the actual primary. They shouldn’t. If parties have no control over their own candidate selection, they’re ideologically incoherent and have no real purpose. This is where we are now — with recent litigation and years long internal warring allowing UAFs to select Republican candidates.

If you’re going to have a party at all, it must be coherent. It arguably should be the people, in community, organizing for change (as opposed to dark money anointing the next “representative”).

But the caucus is unpredictable and messy — just like America — and requires that you earn legitimate power through your ideas and hard work to make those ideas heard. More importantly, it upends the centrally managed corporate structure where candidates line up before (bipartisan) donors for their chance to lose on purpose.

That’s terrifying for those next in line.

When ordinary Americans read the rule book, learn the bylaws, and decide they can play, too, the establishment demands their access be abolished. They change the bylaws or find loopholes and expend resources to enter court.

Welcome to the brand problem.

The 2022 assembly was the largest attended in a decade. The years that followed were marred by financial scandal and inter-party lawsuits and a shadow GOP and competing official meetings — and arguably irreparable fractures in any potential for unity.

The 2026 assembly was one of the least attended.

But rather than be honest about that journey…

“See! We told you it doesn’t work! Bring on rank choice voting!”

“Progress is man’s ability to complicate simplicity.” — Thor Heyerdahl

To recap, the ratio is diluted, the districts are rigged, and the party apparatus inverted power and is now advocating to abolish bottom-up representation in favor of central control.

“A Republic, if you can keep it.” — Benjamin Franklin

Ashe Epp is a local writer, host, and activist. Find all her work at linktree.com/asheinamerica.

The Extraordinary People I Met While Exposing Victor Marx As A Total Fraud

The Extraordinary People I Met While Exposing Victor Marx As A Total Fraud

Blasting with Boyles

OPINION

Colorado has a rich history of colorful outlaws, ruthless gunman, and swindlers. The list of Colorado’s notorious crooks and outlaws includes Soapy Smith; The Ku Klux Klan Grand Dragon during the 1920s, Dr. John Galen Locke; the Smaldone family; our very own local mafia with great names like Cadillac Jack Abranoff, Charles Ponzi, and of course with representation in Colorado, the talented Bernie Madoff. Now enter the dragon.

Victor Marx, a Republican gubernatorial candidate who is pushing amazing tales of his alleged accomplishments. While Colo­ra­do’s mainstream media looks the other way, a group of citizen journalists and inves­tigators are raising significant questions about Marx’s claims. Many of these new in­vestigators and detractors were once supporters of Marx.

And a couple of Saturday nights ago I put together a dinner at The Butchery in Arvada. It was a gathering of all the young Turks who led the surpassing of the petrified mainstream media of Denver. A sadness has befallen our state where these once acknowledged media investigators have simply sat down awaiting retirement. And I would like to recognize these new investigators for the job they did:

Darcy Schoening, a republican activist who is a private researcher who did masterful work and created “The Truth About Victor Marx.”

Next would be Ashe Epp, who has grown as a columnist for this newspaper, a cohost on Tuesday with Ryan Schuiling on KHOW, a podcaster, and making her way up the ladder spearheading alternative media.

Curt Kennedy, coder and algorithm genius. His wife Cori Kennedy did incredible work on the background of Victor Marx, and taking my radio interview with Marx and dissecting it for Marx’s falsehoods. Brilliant researcher and fact finder.

Not present that night, Kelly Dore, former elected official and creator of the National Human Trafficking Survivor Coalition; Ross Kaminsky, Common Sense Institute Colorado and radio host; as well as radio hosts Michael Brown and Mandy Connell. Mark Cook, owner of Booster Technologies and researcher, with the enormous alleged “smurfing” breakthrough that calls into ques­tion the origins of Marx’s campaign con­tributions.

Corby Hall, who was at the dinner, really discovered how accurate Victor Marx is with his money.

I single out for the tip of the spear Ryan Schuiling at KHOW radio, and Political expert Trisha Calvarese, who delivered some of the most riveting radio that the city has heard in quite a while.

Add to all of that Chuck Bonniwell and Julie Hayden who own this newspaper and have a podcast on their own that’s done lightening work on the questions around Marx.

What struck me was the absolute lack of any mainstream media grabbing on to this candidate, while instead they spend time telling you what you already know with their grasp of the obvious, Colorado’s dry, had a bad ski season, the Broncos might have a good year, the Avs chasing the playoffs, and they’ve backed away from the Rockies since they‘ve cooled off.

And we have this man in our midst now who, I believe, is a grifter. Once again the Republican Party is being grifted but this time it’s Dan Maes with Jesus.

These new media investigators have taken over the state and are telling voters what they really need to know and understand, and the state owes them a debit of gratitude. It would be extraordinary if this group of hard chargers can assist in identifying other interesting information on other candidates.

People who do the right thing do not brag about it. As Margaret Thatcher said, being powerful is like being a lady, if you have to tell people you are, you aren’t. The primary vote is straight ahead, and your vote carries a lot of weight in both Democrat and Republican primaries. Thank you for reading.

— Peter Boyles

Soiled Dove Reopens at Cherry Creek’s Choppers Sports Bar

Soiled Dove Reopens at Cherry Creek’s Choppers Sports Bar

Opening This Month, Site Will Be Cherry Creek’s First Live Music Space

By Glen Rochardson

Groovy Group: Funk-rock band Opie Gone Bad will entertain at the newly opened Soiled Dove on May 14.

Soiled Dove, the venue long-time residents remember as the Soiled Dove Underground beneath the Tavern in Lowry, is reopening. The new location is above ground at Choppers Sports Grill on South Madison Street in Cherry Creek North. While there are live music venues such as Dazzle downtown, Soiled Dove is the first in Cherry Creek.

The space has been redesigned to offer the production value of a large-scale venue coupled with the vibe of an intimate and up-close setting. Above all, the venue will offer an unparalleled close-by experience for nearby Glendale-Chery Creek music fans.

The room is different, and it will sound different. An acoustic designer has soundproofed the building. Moreover, a city sound engineer was brought in early to make sure residents won’t have any reason to complain. 

Soiled Dove Site: Choppers Sports Grill on South Madison Street in Cherry Creek North is reopening as the Soiled Dove.

Railbinders Gig

The Railbenders with special guest Chris Stake will christen the new Soiled Dove stage at Chopper’s Sports Grill on May 9. Group is an American country band formed in Denver in 2000 by Jim Dalton and Tyson Murray. Westword Music Showcase named The Railbenders Denver’s Top Country-Roots act in 2002 and 2003. Stake is a roots-rock, country-soul singer.

Funk-rock band Opie Gone Bad will follow on May 14. The band is known for shows at Herman’s Hideaway and other area venues. Band features Jake Schroeder doing vocals, with Randy Chavez on guitars, Tarell Martin on drums, and Windall Armour on bass.

Upcoming performances are likely to include local acts such as Hazel Miller, The Samples, and Stone Beat Invasion. A chance to hear throwback bands, and cover bands is expected to add a “fun factor” in a neighborhood that has never had live entertainment.

Start As Rick’ Cafe

Choppers got its start as Rick’s Cafe back in the late ’70s, when it was one of the city’s first fern bars. The space showed off its solar-powered dishwasher to then-President Jimmy Carter. It then turned into Chopper’s Sports Grill, named after beloved Nuggets trainer Bob “Chopper” Travaglini. THG took over management early in 2015, then bought the property outright in May 2015 for just over $4 million.

To make sure “the sports piece” is still in the space, there will be no opening acts so that people can still drink and dine before the music start. Guests can then clear out before the music starts. When there are bi

Opening Performance: The Railbenders will christen the new Soiled Dove stage at Chopper’s Sports Grill on May 9. Photo: Mark Tepsic

g games, the schedule will be juggled.

“I want to make it clear that this is a sports bar first, and then live music,” says owner Frank Schultz. He predicts there might be four to six ticketed shows a month. “So, when the Nuggets have playoff games we won’t have shows, it’s as simple as that. And we’ll only be booking shows when we’ve got the right show to book.”