Editorial —
The residents of the Queen City of the Plains are facing a Brave New World with our indomitable Mayor Mike Johnston at the helm of our ship of state. The helmsman has spent the first few months of his term finding sites for his homeless micro-communities and recently began opening them over the strenuous objections of the affected residents.
The largest homeless ‘micro-community’ has just opened in Overland Park, the future homes of 47 homeless people and if all goes well, expanded to 120 units.
The assurances of government have not impressed Craig Arfsten the head of “Safe and Clean Denver.” Arfsten told the Denver Gazette: “Today may be a win for the mayor, but it’s not for the residents of the Overland Park neighborhood. Yes, the pallet sheds are in place, but the safeguards to protect the surrounding neighborhood are not.”
Of course, it has been quite a while since a mayor of Denver has actually cared what the residents think or want. The problems of the 4,000 plus homeless facing Mayor Johnston seem almost quaint when compared to the avalanche of 40,00 penniless “newcomers” descending into Denver from the Texas border thanks to the Governor of Texas and the federal government.
Johnston’s largess to the newcomers is two weeks of shelter and food and then they are supposed to be kicked to the curb. It is not clear what they are to do after that. Johnston has tried to move the newcomers to Denver into neighboring municipalities but other than Lakewood, the surrounding cities don’t seem very accommodating to the project.
Across Denver some of the newcomers are appearing as squeegee men who will clean your car windshield whether you want them to or not. The last time squeegee men were prominent in America was in New York City under Mayor David Dinkins in the early 1990s. They were credited with helping to get Dinkens thrown out of office in favor of Rudy Giuliani in 1993.
Denver’s newcomer squeegee men do not appear to be a danger to our new progressive Mayor. To help pay for the newcomers’ cost to the city Johnston closed Motor Vehicle Offices and recreation centers every other week. This effort of course greatly inconvenienced many residents, but we know that Denverites are gluttons for punishment.
As more newcomers arrive from the Texas border we suggest Johnston start closing down garbage pickup followed by providing water only on alternative days. As a sociological experiment Denverites need to find out exactly how much punishment they can handle until they finally rise in revolt. Based on what has happened over the last 13 years, residents can undergo a great deal more punishment and we trust in Mayor Johnston to ladle it out in hefty doses.
— Editorial Board